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13 Jan 2007, 4:39 pm

Post a description of what you'd do if you were a dictator of the planet. You controlled it all, every single thing on Earth.

Me: I would completely dismantle all telephone poles in favor of wireless communications. I'd take-up Nikola Teslas research into wireless transmission in an attempt to find ways of accomplishing it. I would remove all toll-roads, there is no reason for them :-P I'd dismantle all governments and form an online one, making citizens able to vote, change, etc anything they want through the internet.

I would outlaw woman wearing makeup, although it's a freedom nobody wants to kiss cosmetics off a girl when technically you aren't supposed to eat them :-P Who knows what it will do to you over years an years.

I'd make the fashion industry outlawed, nobody cares about what you wear as long as you wear something! Jeez...

Victoria Secret would be outlawed, it's to painful to see sexy woman when I can't have one myself :-P

All forms of healthcare would be free, and doctors would be told they're doing it to benefit humanity so get over it.

We'd work on alot people, but overall I'm sure it would be a better place than it is now.

PS I want floating islands in the sky, like from the book Saturns Race.



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13 Jan 2007, 5:09 pm

If i ruled a planet, the entire culture would be somewhat akin to a modernized version of Japan's feudal era. That how bad my obsession with Japan is.


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13 Jan 2007, 5:14 pm

I would reduce unemployment by requiring firms to hire a certain minimum number of employees. The minimum would be determined by the company's annual revenue. I would also make it illegal to work more than 35 hours a week, and everyone would be guaranteed 30 days of vacation.

I would dismantle the entire highway system, and replace it with railroads. Or I could simply rip up the pavement, and lay the tracks on the layer underneath. Trains would run between cities every hour in populated areas, and every four hours in less-populated areas. Basically, we would have what America used to have in the late 19th to early 20th century.

In cities, streetcar tracks would be once again laid in the streets, and the streetcars would run 24 hours, every 5 minutes during the day, and every 20 minutes at night. In bigger cities, el or subway trains would supplement the service, with a similar schedule.

Prostitution would be fully legalized, and there would be government-funded brothels for those individuals who cannot afford to pay. (Maybe Victoria's Secret can be legal after all?) There will also be an online database with information about every prostitute. On a side note, such a database already exists for escorts.

All drugs, except stuff like heroin, cocaine, and crack would be legalized. After all, people deserve to feel enjoyment in one way or another. In addition, all drugs now sold only via prescription will be openly available in pharmacies. (Vicodin, anyone?)

Bullying would be punished very severely. Schools would be rigged with a massive camera network, where every little corner is monitored. Anyone bullying another student would be caught and prosecuted. Students would be allowed to bring a tear gas spray and a body alarm to school. Armed security officers would patrol the heavy bullying grounds, such the cafeteria and the yard.

Divorce would be illegal for people with children. It screws up way too many kids, and often leaves the ex-husband penniless. All marriages will require signing a federally enforced pre-nuptual agreement.



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13 Jan 2007, 5:20 pm

In my dominion, intelligence would be rewarded, stupidity punished. Technology and Knowledge would be glorified and used to better humanity.


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13 Jan 2007, 5:21 pm

I'd basicaly make all animals first class citizans and anyone who hurt one (espicaly meerkats) would receive the death peneilty. Everyone would be forced to be vegan.

And have lots dangerous exotic "pets" such as tigers jaguars and lions and such. People who did not agree with me would be fed to them. Ha! Who wants to say being a furry is wrong now?

I would not be a friendly dictator. No sir!

I'd ban animal testing but have human testing (I'd only use criminals).

I'd force TV shows such as Degrassi and That's So Raven to be taken of the air and only show inteligent programs.

I'd decorate my main city with huge statues of meerkats. Instead of a statue of me, there'd me one of my fursona.



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13 Jan 2007, 5:23 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Meat is good!! !

Compulsory Vegetarianism is a feature of my hell.


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13 Jan 2007, 5:41 pm

First thing i would do is stop them from building any more golf courses in Scotland (please, let it stop) and prevent them from building new houses/flats on Green sites (Field, forests, parks) when there are plenty of empty or condemned houses/flats that could be demolished or refurbished. Any new houses that are built will be properly designed based on the area they are to be situated, ; the houses in the North of Scotland will not be the same houses that are built in the South of England. :roll:



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14 Jan 2007, 2:50 am

The England of the late 1950s.



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14 Jan 2007, 5:54 am

In that case, I would build the most powerful armies any empire has ever seen. :twisted: To defend against AspicViper *Shivers*


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14 Jan 2007, 11:01 pm

Mine would be a cross between LOTR and Star Trek.

Peace and lush greenlands.



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14 Jan 2007, 11:05 pm

No MTV.

No fornication.

No porn.

No rap or pop music.

No sex for "pleasure".

No drugs or alcohol.


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14 Jan 2007, 11:07 pm

I'd want to be the only human and everything else will be plants and animals. But there would be leftover stores from when people used to rule the earth, but no food will rot.



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14 Jan 2007, 11:08 pm

Unknown wrote:

No sex for "pleasure".



Are you mad?



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14 Jan 2007, 11:10 pm

Starbuline wrote:
Unknown wrote:

No sex for "pleasure".



Are you mad?


No i'm not.


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14 Jan 2007, 11:10 pm

Starbuline wrote:
I'd want to be the only human and everything else will be plants and animals. But there would be leftover stores from when people used to rule the earth, but no food will rot.


Well, I see you have a world view similar to mine...

This is my world view

"Always - and do not forget this, Always, at every moment, there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and even more subtle. Always at every moment there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation upon trampling over someone who is helpless."
-- George Orwell



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14 Jan 2007, 11:11 pm

Unknown wrote:
Starbuline wrote:
Unknown wrote:

No sex for "pleasure".



Are you mad?


No i'm not.


I sort of update mine-KBABZ gets to stay with me. :D

^



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