If Your Pets Could Talk....

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....what would they say? Here is what my cat might say:

"Feeeeed meee." (ala Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors) My cat enjoys begging for food, and I would definitely see her saying this.

"What are you looking at?" Sometimes my cat would give me a stare that says this, especially after I give her her flea medication.

So...what would your pets say if they could talk?

My cat and I do a lot of talking. Okay its mostly me to her but she a good listener. Perhaps on a particularly "catititude" kinda day she might say "You are aware that you require me and not the other way around?" or "You do realize that I let YOU live in MY house?"

But mostly its a lot of shoulder shrugging and sighing between us while muttering "Humans...pfft."

If my dog Chico could talk, he'd be asking for food every five minutes. :O)

My cat woułd demand dinner, and probably ask for the fire to be lit.

My dog would probably say words that I'm not allowed to say here. He's got teenage doggy angst.

Walter the chocolate lab: When will I get food again? Makayla, can I get some food? You're on pet duty! How about a treat?

Suberdean the calico-short-hair cat: I got bit by another coyote today. Comfort me? And while you're at it, I'll proceed to cuddle with you.

Puddy Soft-paws the Norwegian Forest cat: I'm fluffy, cute, and annoying. Oh, and I killed another bird today, I left the head and feathers for you in the bathroom.

My dog would probably say "leave me alone" or "give me a break for once". I pay too much attention to him even when he's exhausted and he's just trying to rest/sleep.

My cat Felix would be asking for food, wanting to go out everytime it ate, and then say I don't like the look of that other cat. I'm going to go fight it.