Here's a description of my perfect day. In a typical aspie fashion, it's written as a schedule.
It's vaguely based on this joke here, but replaced with my own activities.
9:00am - Wake up to clock radio playing a Groove Coverage song, hit the "snooze" button, wake up again 15 minutes later. Go through the usual morning rituals.
10:00am - Big breakfast: scrambled eggs, sausage, hash browns, and strong coffee. While reading the newspaper, find out that Bush is getting impeached.
10:45am - Get on the internet. Browse WP, posting replies on threads I found interesting. Also send replies to girls who wrote me on dating sites. Give a confirmation call to an escort agency for an session later today.
1:30pm - Meet a friend for lunch in at a nearby restaurant. Brag about the upcoming session, while listening to him complain about his girlfriend. Smile on the inside. Make plans to go to a party tonight.
2:30pm - Sit at home doing absolutely nothing. Have a snack or two. Start getting ready to go see the escort. Get the envelope of money ready. Check schedules for trains going downtown.
6:00pm - Arrive at the hotel, leave the money on the dresser, and "have fun". Afterwards, smoke a cigarette while walking back to the train, with a big smile on my face.
7:30pm - After arriving home, have dinner: clam chowder, Caesar salad, steak, a double-baked potato, and a pie for dessert. Have some tea at the end. As soon as I'm full, start getting ready for the party.
9:30pm - Take a bus to a friend's house, and go to the party from there. Upon arriving, greet the host, and start getting drunk. A few hours later, find a girl to dance with. Later, end up making out with her in a dark corner somewhere. Get the girl's phone number.
2:00am - Call a cab home. Stare at the phone number during the entire ride. Stagger to my front door. Eat the leftovers from dinner, then have a quick shower.
3:00am - Fall asleep with a big smile on my face.