The funniet cat story ever!

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OK, first off if you are sensitive stop reading NOW.

So, this one redneck my husband works with had a wife with a lot of cats. He didn't like all them cats all over them all the time. He decided he was gonna take her out and while they were gone his brother was gonna come get the cats.

Well. It didn't turn out that way.

His brother was sort of slow to begin with but had been drinking that day. He told him "Get rid of them cats while we gone".

I think you know where this is going. It went there.

They go out for a nice night and actually felt good about each other. Then they pull up to the trailer and theres dead cats everywhere. In the trees, on the porch. The stupid brother just shot them! AND LEFT THEM THERE!

The couple are in divorce proceedings now.

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Oh, and he's staying on my couch for this week.

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Sorry, I can't see the humor in this. I think it's the crazy catlady-tag I have on my forehead....

Why do you let an a**hole like that sleep on your couch? I would have told him f**k off and never show up again. Getting at someone's pets is really one of the lowest things you can do, certainly with your own wife. And his brother is a lunatic who should be in jail. He better shoot himself next time he is drunk, make the world a better place.

I've got admit is is kind of funny but sad at the same time. I'm picturing it in my head, but in a funny way.

Well, I guess I'm one of those sensitive types. I wouldn't let that guy anywhere near me.

Poor little bubs, I mean cats.

There's nothing funny about killing innocent animals. The guys who did that should be charged with animal cruelty.

Although to be honest (Maybe I should shorten that to TBH), When I clicked to go here, I didn't expect it to be about cats dying. I thought it would be about them doing somehting funny.

The guy wanted the brother to catch them and take them to the shelter. The brother misunderstood.

I'm sure to be there it was horrible, but the story of it is funny to me. Actually happening is different. But to hear him tell it, it was funny. It's HOW it was told.

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There is a kind of humor in it. I have a red neck neighbor whos wife hordes minpins, she got 10 of them in a five room house.

I think its sad for the wife to arrive home and see that and that theyre getting di orced over something that was never intended to happen and probably hurt her alot. To me thats sadder than the dead cats. Ironically I am a wildlife activist.

But i do think its humorous on the surface, but sad when you look at the whole picture. Its one of those things that if it was a movie scene it would be really funny.