The Chruch of Monster Killers

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27 Jan 2007, 4:17 am

Welcome to The Church of Monster Killers!

This church is for monster killers who go out of their way and kill monsters for riches, wanting to be famous and other stupid reasons. Anyone can join, as so long as you have killed at least one monster in your life time.

JOIN NOW, OR FOREVER LIVE IN FEAR OF MONSTERS EATING YOUR CHILDREN.

ahayes
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27 Jan 2007, 4:20 am

I am Aaron... the spider slayer.

RedMage
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27 Jan 2007, 4:22 am

I'll be RedMage, the Dust Bunny Murderer.

Starbuline
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27 Jan 2007, 4:36 am

I don't know what I am....

RedMage
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27 Jan 2007, 5:05 am

Starbuline wrote:

I don't know what I am....

How about... Starbuline The Monster Killing Moon Ninja?

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27 Jan 2007, 5:36 am

I'll be Quatermass, slayer of homicidal memes, Marlboros, and miscellaneous monsters.

Quatermass, the Metaphysical Murdering Mage.

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On sabbatical...

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27 Jan 2007, 7:47 am

I'm Alternative, Leader of the Not Part of This Monster Killing Business.

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27 Jan 2007, 9:39 am

I'm CockneyRebel, the scrappy little Street Fighter from London.

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27 Jan 2007, 9:54 am

RedMage wrote:

Starbuline wrote:

I don't know what I am....

How about... Starbuline The Monster Killing Moon Ninja?

Okay!

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27 Jan 2007, 9:58 am

I wear the uniform of a male Bobby.

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27 Jan 2007, 10:19 am

I am Jameson the Psion, Slayer of Goblinkind.

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27 Jan 2007, 12:56 pm

*Runs*

You monsters, how dare you harm my demon legions!! !

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27 Jan 2007, 1:09 pm

Aaron the spider slayer stomps 100 daddy long legs.

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27 Jan 2007, 1:11 pm

ahayes wrote:

Aaron the spider slayer stomps 100 daddy long legs.

And a possessed chaos marine tears you apart.

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27 Jan 2007, 1:34 pm

I beat the monster with my Nightstick, ten times.

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27 Jan 2007, 1:42 pm

Then a bloodthirster comes and eats you.

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