annoying things that facebook folks do

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A while ago I was at a comedy show and the comic was talking about facebook. He listed out things he didn't want from facebook friends.

He said don't add me if:
If you post 20 status updates when 1 will suffice.
If you regularly post passive aggressive status updates about matters that have nothing to do with your facebook crew.
If you post those "like if you have a heart" pictures.
if you post those pictures with random slogans on them.
If you post your every move.


So for any facebook users out there, what would you like to add to this list?

"If you use Facebook as a personal diary, do not add me."
"If you change your profile picture every half hour, do not add me."
"If you send me game notifications, do not add me."
"If you think posting pictures of duck lips is fun, do not add me."
"If you Facebook stalk people, do not add me."

There's many more that I can't think of at the moment.

"If you lie to me, f**k off!"
"If you are a racist, f**k off!"
"If you send death threats to me, f**k off!"
"If you send me spam, f**k off!"

Not a Face Book user, but know people who are. What they tell me about Face Book...

So in the spirit of things, if I was on Face book:

If you have a tendency to overshare about your child's pooping habits, don't bother to add me.
If you are pester people to 'Like' you, don't bother to add me.
If you are one of those people that post a million pictures of your kids and do nothing but yammer on about your kids to the exclusion of everything else, don't bother to add me.

IF YOU WRITE IT ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
THAT REALLY P***ES ME OFF!! !

Posting conspiracy theories or other stuff that is easily refutable - and i will post the evidence it is false.
Posting over 20 religious posts daily (my brother does that)
Excessive game requests (not sure if they know the game software is doing that itself)
Chain FB messages i.e. Posts that tell me to repost something

Facebook is pretty annoying in general.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ashley-he ... 02492.html

When one posts basically the same thing, just worded differently, all on the same day, don't add me.

When every single post is in all capital letters, do not add me.

All I can think of right now...

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Annoying things that people who use facebook do? Complain about facebook and still be on it. If it's so annoying just leave already.