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23 Dec 2013, 2:07 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpQxrCqVoTc[/youtube]


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23 Dec 2013, 2:15 pm

That's the kind of stuff my dad and brother would have bought during their huntin' days. :lol: (Which are currently behind them, for better or for worse.)



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23 Dec 2013, 2:38 pm

And another one

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dkAQ9KFArw[/youtube]


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23 Dec 2013, 2:45 pm

One more, but this one's serious.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg81vGuZx7k[/youtube]


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23 Dec 2013, 3:31 pm

So, hosers, this is the Canadian version aboat the twelve days of Christmas:

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, Canuck sent to me:

12 Skiers skiing,
11 Sled Dogs mushing,
10 salmon leaping,
9 mounties riding,
8 lobsters nipping,
7 beavers building,
6 Whales breaching,
5 Hockey sticks,
4 totem poles,
3 snowmen,
2 polar bears
and a moose in a maple tree.

But them hose-heads, Bob and Doug came up with their own version:

On the twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

One dozen doughnuts,
'Leven Mounties riding,
Ten beavers mating,
Nine Yanks a-spending,
Eight comic books,
Seven packs of smokes,
Six packs of two-four
Five golden touques! (Ba-DUM, TSH!)
Four pounds of backbacon,
Three French toast,
Two turtlenecks,
And a beer in a tree!

Beauty, eh?



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23 Dec 2013, 5:27 pm

Aaaaaah, the stereotypical American.


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23 Dec 2013, 5:29 pm

Paul92 wrote:
Aaaaaah, the stereotypical American.

Here's your opportunity to elaborate on that. I hereby challenge you to write a similar parody from a real Canadian's POV.