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khaoz
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21 Apr 2014, 3:50 am

In relation to Earth, where is WP located? Is there a maximum occupancy limitation? Is there an official language? My lease runs out in August and I am thinking about move to WP. Can anyone recommend a quiet place there to live? I want to be in a loft on the 4th floor, back corner overlooking the Jacuzzi. Does WP have fast food restaurants? Sorry for the inquisition but I am particular and fussy.

Thank you for your assistance.



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21 Apr 2014, 6:47 am

The name "WrongPlanet.net" is registered in Charlottesville, Virginia, and the company hosting the WP service is in Burke, Virginia.
The website is located... everywhere on the Internet, simultaneously.



Gah, typo. I must replace these cheap plywood fingers.


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21 Apr 2014, 6:52 am

Cornflake wrote:
The website is located... everywhere on the Internet, simultaneously.


It is also larger on the inside than the outside and can travel in space and time. :P


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21 Apr 2014, 6:54 am

Nice curtains, too. 8)


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21 Apr 2014, 9:11 am

I would prefer a 10th floor unit please, so that I can overlook the treetops.

Oh, and no reason to bother putting a knocker on the door. I will furnish my own doormat that says: "Go Away".



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21 Apr 2014, 9:25 am

And this morning if you sneeze the website freezes.

Too many people in here!



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21 Apr 2014, 7:30 pm

I think somewhere in the asteroid belt would be an appropriate location.



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22 Apr 2014, 4:06 am

I thought it was located in my living room.


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23 Apr 2014, 1:39 am

it has a nice garden with lots of Roses, Azaleas, all sorts of nice flowers.



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23 Apr 2014, 7:33 am

I'm a little bit confused by what's being said :( Is this a real building you guys are talking about? Could I take a tour of it? Does Alex Plank work there? And if so could I meet him? Do they have a cafeteria or just vending machines? What are the restrooms like?



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24 Apr 2014, 12:49 am

He holds up a sarcasm sign :lol:



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24 Apr 2014, 7:44 am

Well, if it is a building with elevators we must have hand sanitizer dispensers. I live in a high-rise and am convinced that elevator buttons are quite germ-infested. 8O



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24 Apr 2014, 8:15 am

EzraS wrote:
I'm a little bit confused by what's being said :( Is this a real building you guys are talking about? Could I take a tour of it? Does Alex Plank work there? And if so could I meet him? Do they have a cafeteria or just vending machines? What are the restrooms like?


Its a subterranean building, the lift only goes down. You'll find the moderators right at the bottom through a door marked "Abandon hope all yea who enter here". The vending machines only accept Romulan credits. There are no restrooms so drinking anything isn't advised anyway. Alex was last seen in the basement hunting for parts of the database which have fallen off and got lost there amongst the cobwebs and 1980 memorabilia.


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24 Apr 2014, 4:27 pm

...and those poor souls who dare to pass through that door find themselves in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
There are troll bones on the ground.


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24 Apr 2014, 8:07 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Nice curtains, too. 8)
Oh Cornflake, you do make me laugh!


babybird wrote:
I thought it was located in my living room.
Wouldn't it be a bit crowded? 8O



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24 Apr 2014, 8:25 pm

At the end of one of the passages is a fire breathing dragon with the voice of william shatner guarding a treasure.
If you want...my treasure you must ...deafeat me