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And I made it myself this time!

I like it

My Mighty m***et can beat up your RedMage!

Looks good, nice job.

Good avatar!

Bow to the Gunslinger!

Haha!

pwns & ! (With apologies to Quatermass.)

That m***et makes me laugh!!

Makes me wonder, who would win in an all out fight? Red Mage, or Roland of Gilead?

Let us look at the contestants....

ROLAND OF GILEAD: The last of the gunslingers in Mid-World, he is a tough, no-nonsense bastard who embodies the saying "Shoot first, ask questions later." He is deadly accurate with his guns, almost each of his shots hitting a vital area. However, he is not stupid, and he rarely shoots unless he has to. (Note, I'll assume he's like he was just after the present events of Wizard and Glass, after they've killed Tick-Tock Man). However, he has to shoot with his left hand (not his dominant hand) thanks to a giant "lobster" (using the term loosely) biting his index and middle fingers on his right hand. Does not know any magic, but has many other skills, like bushcraft. Fairly fit, but by the time of the end of Wizard and Glass middle aged. He is searching obsessively for the Dark Tower, a powerful edifice.

Mortal enemies: Walter O'Dim (aka Randall Flagg) and the Crimson King.


RED MAGE: The last of the Light Warriors to join Black Mage, Fighter and Thief, Red Mage is versatile to the point of obsession. He believes he is a character in a tabletop RPG (despite the fact that he is actually in a 8-Bit videogame RPG) and heavily believes in twinking, and altering statistics to improve his abilities. He is actually very intelligent, but often formulates plans rather laterally, and said plans sometimes fail because of failing to take into consideration logic, biology and physics. That being said, a number of his plans also work, especially against the Fiends that the Light Warriors have encountered. He is also one of the characters that break the fourth wall most often. Because of his versatility, he can not only use offensive and portective magic, but he is also a good fencer (this being especially demonstrated in the fight against the third fiend, Kraken). However, in terms of offensive spells, he knows only Ice spells, but he knows the most powerful of them all, Ice-IX, so powerful, it may freeze the universe completely. He may (this is an assumption) know defensive spells like Wall. He also gained the ability to imitate a move he observes, albeit once per observation. Finally, he is an amateur surgeon. His goal is to gain as much experience as possible, and become a powerful character.

Mortal enemies: The Four Elemental Fiends, Chaos and Black Mage.

YEEEARRRRGHHHBLE!! !! !

You know more about Red Mage than I do!

You said it yourself, you weren't up to even the Kary story-arc. What story-arc ARE you up to?

I haven't been reading it!

I thought you'd been reading it up to a point.

Oh well.

Wait, where did the quote come from, then?

I was bored one night, so I looked at the last episode and found it!


PS. I'm going offline for awhile.