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11 Nov 2006, 4:27 pm

Post questions that kids would ask or that you have ask when in your childhood.

The curious questions and stupid questions any questions that kids would normally (or abnormally if you may) ask.

I'll Start:

"Where do babies come from?"

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11 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

I'll watch the topic.
I'll let you know when my sort-of neice asks any kiddie questions.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:44 pm

Cool. Thanks.

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11 Nov 2006, 4:55 pm

"Why do people hate each other?"

"Where'd all your hair go?"

"Why are you so wrinkly?"

"Can I eat dog food?"

"What's...*looks at piece of paper* mastorbattieown...?

"Why does belly button lint stink so much?"

this can go on and on and on...

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11 Nov 2006, 4:58 pm

Why?

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11 Nov 2006, 5:05 pm

Why does Mommy drink?

Why do Mommy and Daddy have hair on their pee-pees, but Daddy's girlfriend doesn't?

Why are Daddy's girlfriend's boobies so much bigger than Mommy's boobies?

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11 Nov 2006, 5:57 pm

Why does the man with the umbrella talk funny?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:14 pm

Why does the potty stink so much after daddy's used it?

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11 Nov 2006, 6:16 pm

Why does daddy smell funny when he's been out?

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11 Nov 2006, 7:15 pm

What's this? *Grabs father's katana and begins swinging it at mother*

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11 Nov 2006, 7:20 pm

Mommy, can I have this? *holds up Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

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11 Nov 2006, 7:22 pm

Why is President Bush so much stupider than I am? And why do some people not realize how evil Inhofe is?

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12 Nov 2006, 2:28 pm

If God promised never again to flood the earth, why then the tsunami of 2004?

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12 Nov 2006, 3:02 pm

Why are some people so mean?

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12 Nov 2006, 4:09 pm

"Daddy, what's that hangning above your legs?" asked by a little girl.

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13 Nov 2006, 8:25 am

what about the classic?

"Where do babies come from?"

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