Is there a vast, international conspiracy aimed against you?

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Is there a vast, international conspiracy aimed against you?

I've never looked into it.	8%	[ 1 ]
There is a conspiracy, but it's small and local.	15%	[ 2 ]
If there's not, there should be. I know that it was actually the Good Humor man who killed JFK.	15%	[ 2 ]
Yes, but it's nice to get the attention.	8%	[ 1 ]
You bet there is. The International Union of Clowns has a grudge against me.	8%	[ 1 ]
Yes, but then again, I am Osama bin Laden.	15%	[ 2 ]
Dammit, how did you find out about all those conspiracies I'm running? Time to fix a leak.	31%	[ 4 ]

Total votes : 13

werbert
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23 Feb 2007, 7:51 pm

I know there is one against me, and I've got proof.

matt271
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23 Feb 2007, 8:04 pm

i would like to see ur proof.

i have the opposite: everything always works out for me magically. i never sleep in and miss anything important. whenever i need something real bad and have no time to get it, something always makes it there. sometimes when i want my comp to do something, or react a nonspecific way that i don't know how to get it to do, it just magically does what i want for me. yup, gods on my side!

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23 Feb 2007, 8:05 pm

Yeah, the Secret Orginization For Black Mages is against me.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:07 pm

I've always felt that the conspiracy people owe me to make me part of their organization.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:08 pm

Yes, but I am a wanted criminal.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:08 pm

werbert wrote:

If there's not, there should be. I know that it was actually the Good Humor man who killed JFK.

No way man, everybody knows Elvis killed JFK.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:09 pm

I'm not conspired against by anyone, I conspire against them...

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23 Feb 2007, 8:10 pm

Anubis wrote:

I'm not conspired against by anyone, I conspire against them...

Those who you conspire against also conspire against you.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:14 pm

Not any more, I decapitated the conspirators with my badass double pole blade.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:37 pm

Yes, and where would I be without them. The more who oppose my plan for world domination, the more free press I get.

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23 Feb 2007, 8:59 pm

No its all just evolution.

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24 Feb 2007, 12:24 am

My option wasn't there:

Yes, but most of the conspiracy is unconsciously out to get me, rather than deliberately so.

I just think the universe is out to get me. It's just not doing it consciously.

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24 Feb 2007, 12:44 am

I am running the world wide conspiracy against myself.

I figured I needed to get the drop on me so I kicked it off before anyone else could.

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24 Feb 2007, 12:47 am

if the conspiracy is a conspiracy of one, and that one is God, does that make it international since God is everywhere or whatever?

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