My husband and I decided to retire as parents and give our kids away. We will miss them but promise us to give us lots of pictures of them as they grow and keep us updated about their lives.
Six year old boy
Height: 4 feet one inches
Weight: 58lbs
Eye color: Blue
Hair: short Color: Brown Type: curly when uncut
Teeth: one baby tooth missing and the other one is loose
Interests: Mario Brothers, his 3DS, Legos, watching youtube and making Mario levels, likes to tell jokes and will make up stories and say he was just kidding and he is very creative and will build with stuff, he likes Pokemon and watching TV and likes Nick Jr. Likes to play with Barbies and dolls and play with blocks and likes Shopkins.
Cons: whiny, will ask you the same questions over and over when he wants something, screams when mad, does fake crying when upset. Has a short attention span so he can’t do homework very long and doesn’t know all his numbers or the alphabet yet and still can’t read because of his short attention span. He is also a picky eater and won’t like foods before he tries them and uses hunger as an excuse for his poor behavior when you call him out on it and he goes “hungry.”
Pros: very smart and wants to do chores to earn things and can keep his room clean when motivated and he is very sweet and caring and he loves school.
He will come with all his clothes and toys and books and his video games and his medicine and IEP, shoes, plates, cups, sheets and blankets, bed. Health insurance not included.
Two year old girl
Height: about three feet
Weight: About 34 pounds
Eye color: blue
Hair: short and curly Color: Brown
Teeth: all 20 baby teeth intact
Interests: tea parties, dresses, make up, jewelry, dolls, scribbling, her underwear, watching TV, Little Charmers, Shopkins, Dore the Exploror and Nick Jr.
Cons: still not bowel trained so she will try and hide and poop when she can so never leave her alone or let her go off alone and she is in her early stages of potty training so she could regress in it and start refusing to sit on the potty again and just go in her pants. Also gets stubborn and defiant when tired. Still uses fingers to eat her food and I tell her many times “no fingers” and she stops and then does it again and she will sometimes tear her room apart and one of her books.
Pros: Can talk and is starting to use complete sentences and tell you stories, can help herself to the fridge and take food out and give it to you for when she is hungry, will want to brush her teeth and can put herself on the potty all by herself. Is very loving and will not go outside without her shoes.
She will come with all her toys and clothes and her toddler bed and her pull ups she still uses for at night and she will come with all her shoes, toddler silverware and her cups and bowls and plates, strollers, toddler sheets and blankets. Health insurance not included.
These children are trauma free and come from a happy home and daughter is free of any special needs and the son is active and must make noise while playing and has a short attention span but can wait in lines now.
You can either come to pick them up or we can send them to you but you have to buy a plane ticket and you must come and pick them up at the airport.
First person to post here wanting these children wins and you come collect them or pay for their fare
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Son: Diagnosed w/anxiety and ADHD. Also academic delayed and ASD lv 1.
Daughter: NT, no diagnoses. Possibly OCD. Is very private about herself.
01 Apr 2017, 2:44 am
