Silliest nightmare that you had?

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By this I mean a nightmare that frightenened you at the time but in hindsight are really weird or silly and not at all realistic.

I had one recently:

I was watching the news and there was a story about "the new viral video about koalas that has been causing crimes around the world. What will be the effects when the video arrives in this country" and then they showed it - it was depicting koalas who were all bloody from eating meat. I thought it was weird and wanted to see if there was more and told father about it and he said there was an article about it and that by seeing it, you activate criminals hurting you. I remembered then in that I did see a headline that said "see koala, get rap*d" and regretted not reading it to see if there was any antidote, since that foolish television stupidly actually screened the whole thing thus unleashing its curse.
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I know when i write it now it sounds utterly daft how I could think it was real but after I woke up I had to call my family to check what if it was a real video I subconciously remembered (brother reassured be kolalas do not eat meat- but that, I retorted is exactly why the video was viral because it was so unusal, and that's what made it so insidious) and I genuinely thought maybe such an article existed.

There was one where I was attacked by navy jets while walking alongside the freeway.

Hmm... I've had quite a few. Several ending in my death. As a kid, I dreamed that I walked into my back yard and climbed up the slippery slide. It was a beautiful day and.. I dunno, everything just looked nice. As I went down the slide, I saw a giant, green cartoon snake at the bottom, with it's mouth side open. I slid into and saw darkness, then woke up.

Much more recently I fell asleep watching an episode of Daria on DVD. There was something about mice in it. I think they were doing an experiment for school. Anyway, from hearing about the mouse all the time, when I fell asleep half way through the episode, an owl was in my dream, swooping down to pick up a mouse, then it started attacking peoples faces, stealing and swapping them with other people faces.

I've also been killed by a girl I had a crush on who also turned out to be an alien that tried seducing me like the one in Species (Sil, I think her name was), then turned into a car, just like a transformer and started chasing me, trying to kill me. There was also something about Epona's Song from The Legend of Zelda.

A few weeks ago I had one where a strawberry attached itself to my hand and started to eat my flesh.

Strangely, I've never had a dream where I was actually afraid while dreaming. Dreams are quite emotionless for me, sometimes the memory of the dream makes me feel something after I wake up, but usually they're just interesting.

There was one that sounds f*cked up though: I remember that about 5 years ago, I dreamed that I was in some kind of maya step pyramid, and it was full with water. So I was kinda swimming in there, in complete darkness. And then there were these.. demon cows.. I s**t you not.. Cows just swimming along, with red glowing eyes. But they also wore diving equipment which made it more bizarre than scary.

there was a strange man outside with a large head carrying a cuckoo clock. he somehow got into the house and started grabbing at my face.

I had one years ago when I still lived at home.
It was a waking dream and it really scared me and panicked me at the time.
I woke up thinking the entire bedroom was filled with sand flies and I could not breath, I got out of bed and switched on the light and even though I was awake I failed to see a door or window. I convinced myself I was trapped in a sealed room with no way out.

Thankfully, it wore off and I came to my senses and went back to bed. Don't think I slept much though.

I recently had a dream that my mum was taking care of a small, albino teacup Yorkshire Terrier that only had three legs. The little dog kept escaping when my mum and I weren't looking. The two of us had Chico on a leash the many times we went to search for that little dog. I saw a pubescent boy aged 13 telling me if I ever wanted to see that little dog again, I had to use some typing machine that I've never seen before correctly, the first time. I failed to use the machine correctly and the bully was holding a small cutting knife next to the dog's throat. I told him to let the dog go and to pick on someone his own size. He started chasing me with the kitchen knife and I grabbed the sheet of paper that I screwed up on for evidence to bring to the boy's dad that he was going to kill the tiny three-legged dog. The boy's principle expelled him from ever coming back to school and the dog was under a slab of wood, shaking and yelping. I picked him up and wrapped him in a little pea green doggie blanket. I called him Sweet Pea and took him back to my mum's place.

^ I hope you warmed yourself up with a bowl of Sweet Pea soup after that ordeal.

I once had a nightmare that started out as silly, then it went from being silly to slightly disturbing, and then it went from that to terrifying and it was one of the worst nightmares I'd had in a long time.

I was out walking for no particular reason, but was wearing a long pink bathrobe and bunny slippers and had my hair in curlers like some stereotypical housewife. Then a young girl who was with a guy I assumed to be her boyfriend came by said to me "Wow, you look really cute!" Which I decided to take as a compliment. But then she said she wanted to have sex with me. And when I told her no she pushed me to the ground and then tried to slit my neck with a knife! Then I woke up. I don't usually have dreams where people try to physically harm me, especially rape or killing, so why in the world would I have a dream like that?

Nightmare scene:

I was sitting at the kitchen table. A policeman came and he parked his ski-doo at the window. He knocked. I opened and he said, "Hello. Would you open so I can travel down your corridor to the basement?"