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Ever tryed to tell a joke, and it ended up rather silly?
Heres unfunny-ness in action......
PERSON:''why didn't the skeleton cross the road??''
ME: "uhhh, coz it just di...."
PERSON:"--WRONG!!. Because he didn't have the guts *YOK YOK YOK* *snort*"
It has to be LA-ME, like uncyclopedia kind of not funny.

So come on people, do your worst!

A old Jewish man comes to the Western Wall. He prays: "God, I'm very poor, and I have no money; please increase my retirement pension, even by a little bit. A month passes, and no increase takes place. So the old man goes back to the Wall, and prays again: "God, please increase my pension." A month goes by, and he gets the same amount. He goes to the Wall for the third time, praying for the same thing. A month later, nothing. The old man exclaims in frustration: "I asked God three times for an pension increase, but it was like talking to a wall."

lame joke 1)There are 2 fish in a tank and one of them asks the other "How do you drive this thing?"
lame joke 2)I was teaching A sheep how to count in hex and 9 of them didn't understand

*Wind is blowing about 40 knots outside*
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Don't let the wind give you a blowjob.

Racist Unfunny Joke

Q: 2 black people walk off a building, which one hits the floor first?

A: Who cares?

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Pointless Unfunny But Found It Funny The Way It Was Told Joke

Q: What's glue?

A: Sticky.

An old priest is praying in his church when a man bursts in and says "Father, we have to get out - there's a flood coming!"

The priest says "Don't worry, my son - God will save me."

The man shrugs and runs off.

A little later, the water has started to seep under the door of the church. When the priest is outside inspecting the damage, a jeep pulls up and the driver says "Come on, Father, we have to get out of here - the flood is getting closer!"

"Don't worry, my son," the priest says again. "God will save me."

The water rises, and the priest has to climb to the first floor of the church. Out of the window, he can see a hot air balloon. Inside it are two men. One of them says "Quick, Father - get in and we can escape!"

The priest shakes his head. "I cannot do that, my son. God will protect me from the flood."

The water rises again, and the priest has to climb onto the roof. A helicopter finds him surrounded by water, and they call down to him. Again he refuses, saying that he will be saved through his faith.

Eventually, the priest drowns, and he goes to Heaven, where he is met by God Himself. "Why didn't you save me, Lord?" he asks. "What did I do wrong for you to desert me?"

God takes one look at the priest and rolls His eyes. "I sent you the jeep, the balloon and the helicopter - what more do you want?!"

MrSinister. That jokes funny. I've heard that one before.

So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch".

These 2 blondes walk into a building.

You'd think one of them would see the door.

Nine-hundred million Chinese walk into a bar; they order a beer and just sit there, quietly sipping it.

Finally the bartender can't stand it anymore; "We don't see many Chinese in here," he says.

"And with this atmosphere of hedonistic individualism, capitalistically exploiting the labor of the masses, and wasting the people's agricultural resources..." say the Chinese "...you won't be seeing any more."

Who said who?



The OWL! Ha ha ha...

Here is a(n) unfunny joke:

Person 1: Why did the dead guy cross the road?

Person 2: I don't know. Why?

Person 1: Because it was stapled to the chicken

1. In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

2. These ballot initiatives remind us that America is the land where people are free to dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky!

3. If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.

4. If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.

5. If you want to elect Bush, that's the prick that I'm gonna yell about. If you want to elect John Kerry, I'm gonna be yelling about him. My problem is with authority.

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Yes, I am 14.