SURVIVAL TIP

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22 Sep 2014, 8:35 am

If anyone here is confronted by a member of ISIS, fall to your knees, and call upon ALLAH no matter what your religion. It's worth the chance of staying alive. God is still God no matter what name we call him. I also want to say that however mad I made any of you by my posts, I love you all and want nothing but the best for all of us. The humble will always prevail.

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22 Sep 2014, 8:55 am

Survival tip #2

Never embark on an adventure without a reliable light source. When darkness falls, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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22 Sep 2014, 10:38 am

No, Allah is a false God, and it is a sin to even pretend to worship him in front of someone. A better survival tip is to keep a .45 in hand and blow away any terrorist that confronts you.

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22 Sep 2014, 11:06 am

Yes, I think it is better to appear to convert. Not only your own life may be at stake. In Kocho, Iraq several weeks ago, the entire male population was massacred because just one man refused to convert.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/08/ ... A620140819

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22 Sep 2014, 11:22 am

Or just don't go to Iraq or anywhere near it.

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22 Sep 2014, 11:33 am

What the hell? I seriously doubt that ISIS, whoever they are, would come here. Nobody comes to this town unless they know somebody living here or they are lost.

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22 Sep 2014, 3:08 pm

llee wrote:

Or just don't go to Iraq or anywhere near it.

Better not to go anywhere near the middle east even by plane or boat while traveling somewhere else.

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22 Sep 2014, 3:42 pm

Its not always possible to just avoid that area. People in the military, correspondents, civil servants, etc.

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