Weirdist dream ever

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What is the weirdest dream/nightmare you have ever had. Ever

One time in a dream, I was being hunted by a snake obsessed assassin. The guy wasn't even sneaky. I would get home from somewhere and the the assassin would have hid a rattlesnake in my closet or something. It wasn't even scary at all. It was actually really pathetic. Also, I'm pretty sure Marillyn Manson was just like, kinda standing around in the background the whole dream.

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I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone!

The only dream I have that I remember because I have had it several times is....that I driving a bus down a busy street in a big city and I'm completely naked. People keep getting on and off the bus but no one notices. And I keep looking for a store that sells clothes while I'm driving. Weird.

Me, too. I sometimes have "naked" dreams. If such a situation occurred in reality, I would die from humiliation/embarrassment. I also sometimes have "toilet" dreams, in which I can't find a decent toilet. The only ones that I find are either extremely dirty or have no door or the urinal is facing an open area where people are walking.

I have also had scary dreams such as gory-accident dreams and murderer-trying-to-get-in-the-house dreams.

I have other types of recurring weird dreams but I'll tell you about them some other time.

BTW there's a very similar long-lasting thread about weird dreams.

The weirdest one I can remember is I was "standing" on nothing in the middle of a seemingly endless realm that had nothing in it (aside from me and the person next to me). All I could see in every direction was the sky, which had swirls of orange, purple, green, and black in a weird pattern. I was talking to a middle-aged man, who I suspected was an older version of me from a different dimension, when suddenly he said he had to leave. Just as he disappeared, a female vampire (scary one, not "Twilight" one) appeared from my left and rushed at me ready to attack. I extended my hand in her direction, and using some sort of weird power, stopped her, disintegrated her, and then absorbed the orbs of energy left behind. I immediately felt immensely more powerful, and then the dream ended.

I think my weirdest one was when I was arguing with a bureaucrat while picking lasagna leaves on a big mountain of lasagna.