Professional cuddler opens shop in Portland

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16 Nov 2014, 11:08 pm

Professional cuddler opens shop in Portland

What are your thoughts on this? Would you ever use such a service?



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16 Nov 2014, 11:11 pm

I need some Sid hugs and cuddles every now and again. :O)


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16 Nov 2014, 11:41 pm

IMHO a bad combo of mercenary and warm fuzzie qualities. warm fuzzies should ALWAYS be free for the giving.



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16 Nov 2014, 11:44 pm

how do you even distinguish between professional and amateur hugs?

hand/arm position?

head tilt? level of squeeze? how does the certification process go?

i would probably need to watch my wallet or *POOF* there goes all my money on cuddles. :D Image
but true, they're better off free if i can find someone.


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16 Nov 2014, 11:48 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
how do you even distinguish between professional and amateur hugs?

by the change in the thickness of your wallet.



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17 Nov 2014, 12:00 am

there's another one in rochester too.

well if anyone here wants a free e‐hug i'm open.


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17 Nov 2014, 12:04 am

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17 Nov 2014, 12:14 am

here he is, graduated from the shrug institute.

[img][800:1024]http://i.imgur.com/uob1Oa7.jpg[/img]


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17 Nov 2014, 12:17 am

^^^
to pay for all that, he musta been selling some shrugs on the side. :mrgreen:



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17 Nov 2014, 12:20 am

he must have! along with some "eh"s and "whatever"s thrown in for variety. wonder how he sets his prices? :chin:


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17 Nov 2014, 12:23 am

Here guys, I'm feeling generous today :shrug:


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17 Nov 2014, 12:25 am

whatever....thanks. :roll:





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17 Nov 2014, 12:35 am

I guess if they're not in Old Town or Chinatown, I'd take a look. :lol:


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17 Nov 2014, 12:36 am

mebbe open up a hug shop oneself and help defray college expenses that way?



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17 Nov 2014, 2:43 am

I dont see what the big deal is they have them in Japan [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2vU_N3mNwM[/youtube]


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17 Nov 2014, 4:16 am

That just sounds more awkward and uncomfortable than anything :?


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