My kitten just 'punched' me in the crotch!

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07 Jan 2015, 3:17 am

Not that that's specifically what she was aiming at... she just targets moving things, and my hand happened to be in need of warmth...

Also, 'punch' in this instance refers to a total body jump... like when lions jump on zebras or such. It effectively felt like a punch, at least. Of course, a lion would be a ton...



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07 Jan 2015, 11:21 pm

So she pounced your crotch.


<---- professional pouncer here. spine like a coiled up spring.


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08 Jan 2015, 3:39 am

Cats are evil creatures with no sympathy for human life. That's why we love them.