Did you want to hear politically incorrect Polish Joke :-)

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I'm Polish if did noticed

Here is the joke:
Two Polish soldiers talk during night guard
Solider 1: to Solider 2: What will you did if Szwaby(slur about Germans) and Ruskies attack Poland as they did in 1939, to whom you would shoot first?
Solider 2: To The Germans of course!
Solider 1: Why?!
Solider 2: Always duty first! , pleasure later

I remember back in the 70's when people told a lot of Polish jokes. I wonder why the jokes were always about Polish people. Anybody have any idea?

I thought maybe it was because of All In The Family, because Archie's son in law was Polish and he was constantly ragging on him for that and also because he was a liberal, but maybe they made him Polish because of all the Polish jokes.

Anybody have any idea why there were so many Polish jokes that weren't Polish culture/heritage specific? I know they always just played the Polish person as dumb, etc in the joke.

in Canada they tell Ukrainian jokes. the one and only Ukrainian joke that I know goes like this- this hapless Ukrainian ice fisherman was pick-axing a hole in the ice, and a voice from above boomed "there are no fish down there!" so he looked up and didn't see anything [he was near-sighted] and resumed picking on the ice when again the voice boomed "THERE ARE NO FISH DOWN THERE!" so Ukrainian fella looked around again, saw nothing, was mystified, and shouted back, "IZZAT YOU, GOD?" to which the voice boomed back "NO, HOSER! IT'S THE RINK MANAGER, THERE ARE NO FISH DOWN THERE!!"

With us it's always saying that Belgians are stupid and Dutch are greedy ....

I've never heard a Ukrainian joke, but have heard Polish jokes. I bet Ukrainian jokes are regional - i.e. on the prairies where there are more Ukrainians.

Here, we have people from ALL over the world.. so there are all sorts of ethnic jokes of all kinds.

^^^
back in the stoned age [the 70s] a Canadian of my acquaintance told me that joke. maybe the demographics were more in the Ukrainians' favor back then?

Maybe.. but likely more a regional thing, too. There were definitely a lot more Ukrainian immigrants decades ago, though, you are correct.

If you haven't noticed, Canada is HUGE.. approximately 5,800 kms across. With so many different immigrant groups across the country, jokes are certainly going to be regional, too.

Poles emmigrated en mass to the USA in the Elise Island era of the late nineteenth/early 20th centuries. The ones who emigrated were of peasant stock- hense the American image of Poles as rude burely types-hense "Pollock jokes" of that early 20th Century era.

Pollock jokes made a comeback on "Laugh In" in the late Sixties (even that pre dated "All in the Family").

The ancient Greeks told "dumb peasant jokes" 2500 years ago, and every out of favor group has been the butt of jokes like that ever since. When my parents were kids in the 1930's they had "moron jokes" (morons are by definition 'morons' so that was kinda okay in my book).

A male English teacher we had in highschool said that his college they told "agy jokes"(an "agy" is someone who attends an agricultural college).

In Canada we poke fun at Newfies (people from Newfoundland) the most. At least I know we English-speaking Canadians do, French-speaking Canadians probably make of us the most.

I read that Polish jokes were turned into blonde jokes when people started finding the Pole jokes too offensive. Which is strange since it stereotypes all blondes as being dumb. And it's always blonde women. Never blonde guys. Of course there are jokes that make fun of *all* men, so...

And I'd be lying if I said I never found blonde or Newfie jokes funny, just because it's hard to picture anyone in real life that incredibly dumb, no matter what their gender/hair color is.

Like the one about three blonde ladies who all want to become police officers but only one job is available at the station, so all three of them go to the same interview. The chief looks them over over and says, "Okay, since all three of you want to join the police force and there's only one job available, you'll need to each take a test. The first one who passes will get to stay and continue the interview, but if you fail you'll have to leave. Understand." All three blondes nod slowly. Then the cop goes and pulls out a file that has the mug shot of a recently captured criminal.
"One thing you have to be good at as a police officer is to be able to notice and identify unusual things on a suspect's face in only a split-second, like scars or moles. Okay the test begind NOW". He holds the photo of the man's face close to the first blonde's face, holds it for about two seconds, then whips it away. "Okay, can you tell me what was unusual about that man's face?"
"Sure!" said the first blonde, "He only has one ear!"
"NO!" Yells the chief. "Can't you tell that's his profile? You can't see his other ear because it's on the other side of his head! You don't get the job, lady!" So, the first blonde walks sheepishly out the door.
The chief then holds the photo up close to the second blonde's face for two seconds, pulls it away, then says "Can *you* tell me what was unusual about that guy's face?"
"It's obvious", says Blonde Number Two, "That he has only one eye!"
"NO!" screams the chief in exasperation, "Didn't you hear what I said to the first lady?! You can't see his eye because it's on the other side of his head just like his ear! You don't get the job either, so OUT!!"
Embarrassed and disappointed, the second blonde walks tearfully out the door.
The chief let's out a huge sigh and says "I'm not even sure why I'm doing this, but..." he holds the picture for two seconds in front of the third blonde, and then takes it away. "Okay, tell what was unusual about him" he grumbles.
Blonde Three says "He's wearing contact lenses, sir."

The chief stares at the photo, but of course he can't tell just by looking if the criminal really does have contacts on or not, so he goes back to the filing cabinet and goes through the info they have, and it turns out the man really does wear contacts.
"Amazing!" Exclaimed the chief. "How were you able to tell he was wearing contact lenses?"
"Well DUH!" exclaims Blonde Three, "He can't wear glasses if he only has one ear and one eye!"

^^^

Want to hear a politically correct American joke? .......................................

I think I missed it

Heh, I'm a Canadian of Ukrainian heritage, and I have never heard that one before. I do know some pretty bad native jokes though, but I'm not gonna post any, they're just a tad TOO racist.

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