If you were a rubbish superhero...

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If you were a rubbish superhero what would you be called, what would be your benign power, and what would your superhero weakness be?

I would be ‘Polynomial the Phenomenal’ and my naff power would cause all things around me to malfunction in the worst possible way.
Eventually, after much training in my underground beaver-cyclist academy, I would be able to direct beams of energy at unwitting politicians causing them to loose their clothes in public, or their crotch to become increasingly large.
My weakness would be that if I ever saw any items arranged in rows, I would have to stop and count them and define their Bessel functions.

How about Gravity Man? AKA The Black Hole.

Powers: A gravitational field around this superhero attracts all objects, causing bullets and projectiles to swerve in order to hit gravity man instead of their intended targets. Random unsecured items fly at incredible speeds to smack gravity man in the face at inopportune moments and peopel generally dislike him because of his incredibly strong body odor.

Weakness: He is morbidly obese and therefore does not fit into body armor or kevlar vests. Magnets cause him to become temporarily disoriented and weakened.

sounds like you have a thing for politicians lol

Name -: Awsome Bob

Powers -: the ability to eat all the food in a persons fridge, and run up humungous phone bills to his homeplanet.....all the way on the other side of the galaxy. he can use the bald patch on the top of his head to blind anything he wants in a concetrated beam.

his most powerful power, however, is the capacity to put anyone to sleep with the power of his words.

Weakness -: clumsy, and suffers from myopia... plus his outfit is kinda embarrassing...he forgets to bring a spare change of clothing to change into when the emergancies arrive.

Last edited by Aspie_for_the_Lord on 29 Mar 2007, 11:12 am, edited 1 time in total.

I'd be such a rubbish superhero, I'd be classed as a supervillain.

I would be the `amazing beetle`

I would have the power to call beetles everywhere with my thoughts

Unfortunately my weakness is I am afraid of beetles

Colonel Bloodshed

Woodland camo, black beret, a gun and equipment for every target.

"Kill indiscriminately and get the job done"- Catchphrase

Too lazy to distinguish between bad guys and innocents, and attacks anything that moves.

"Oh no, terrorists have taken hostages!! !"-Police

"Terrorists are no match for me!! !"-Bloodshed

"OH HELL NO!"- Police

Colonel attacks terrorist stronghold with bunker buster missiles, and sends in rabid attack wolves that attack everyone.

Yeah, I'm sure the average politician would hate you for that.

I'd be "Pendulum Man," the man with the superhuman ability to buffet wanton criminals who happen to linger too long in the space below the particular arc in which I have chosen to swing. My archenemy? Er.. "The Crimson Chock."

"Longwinded Laura"
I would have the power to bore people to death with unwanted erudition.

Wait! I do that, I am a rubbish superhero!

"RedMage Master of Red"

Power: Boring people do death with rants about FF.

Weakness: Non-FF fans.

"The Shrook"

Looks: The Shrook looks just like a brown carpet, except creepyer becuse it moves and makes alot of noise

Gender: None

Powers:

- Menancing growl

- Dosn't make much sense when talking

- Can transform into a more blobish form. This form has arms and can talk. He/She also looks much creepyer in this form

(In other words, The Shrook's best ability is creeping them out enough so they will go away)

Weakness:

- Feet (As long as they can step on him/her

- Food (He/She likes to eat alot)

- Video games, Computer games, and the Internet (He/She has a huge addiction with these)

Background:

The Shrook was origonally was a regular carpet until someone spilled some spoiled juice onto him/her. The carpet asorbed the bacteria and the juice and came to life. Now he/she is just a living small patch of brown carpet with tiny black feet