If Aspies Talked To NTs The Way They Talk To Us

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I was watching some videos by Buzzfeed that showed things like if people who are black or Asian talked to white people the same ignorant and offensive way so many white people talk to them. So that made me think what it would be like if we said such things to NTs. Here are just a few examples:

"You don't look NT."
"I don't want my kids becoming NT, so I got them all vaccinated."
"Why can't you just make yourself avoid eye contact during conversations?"
"Doyouwantmetospeakfastersoyoucanunderstandme?"
"Aren't we all just a little NT?"
"I think Neurotypical Speaks is a great organization."
"I hope one day there will be a cure for NTs so they can have miserable, abnormal lives."

Can you think of any other examples?

OMG, that is so nuerotypical
You're not neurotypical! There's nothing normal about you!
You're NT? I just don't see it.
Would you please stim in public more often? I'm uncomfortable being with someone who doesn't.
Oh you're an auditory learner? Can't be helped, please memorize this written information.
I can't think of a good one for the lying... but am I the only one who's totally sick and tired of all their lying? (I know I'm not the only one here who gets worked over all the time...)
You'll have to pardon my friend's behavior, she's well adjusted.

Continue talking about your interest. You keep stopping before there are details.

Didn't that fire alarm scare you when it went off so suddenly? You're telling me that it didn't?

If an aspie talked like that to a nerotypical, most of the time, the latter would beat up the former.

Never forget force is what determines who can be a dick to whom without tolerating any dickiness in return.

These are all really good examples. Maybe I will work them into a cartoon on GoAnimate.com.

You're not an NT because my kids are very NT and you're not as normal as them.

There's no such thing as neurotypical. It's just an excuse to be more dishonest and excuse their bad behavior.

I share a single trait with you so maybe I'm NT also.