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richardbenson
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03 Mar 2007, 5:21 pm

ok last week when i was riding the public bus, i was sitting in the back of the bus and the chairs are raised higher than the rest of the bus chairs, this guy was sitting right across from me and the bus i dont know what happend but it either stopped or made a sudden turn and he fell all the way to the front of the bus like a cannonball. i couldnt help but laugh as it was very funny, so when the dude came back i asked him how he fell like that? he seemed to be upset because i guess asking him that somehow ment that i was calling him an unbalanced sissy. wich i wasnt trying to do, i just wouldve stopped myself somehow from falling like that. i couldnt really hear him because the bus engines were pretty loud but i could tell he wanted to scrap as soon as i got off the bus, before this could happen i pulled out my fake police bage that i carry around for moments like this, (its saved my butt alot) and told him i was an undercover police officer and would arrest him for disorderly conduct. as you can imagine a barrage of i'm sorrys followed and i was told hed never fall like that again on a bus threatening someone for laughing at him. thats right brah dont mess with the cops especially fake ones. hahahaha


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03 Mar 2007, 5:38 pm

Yes it was wrong. Thats impersonating apolice officer. If you get caught you'll be in a lot of trouble.



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03 Mar 2007, 5:39 pm

Strange how funny the world can be to we who have no sense of humor!

I recall a fundy Baptist wedding I attended years ago. The vows were wonderfully assymetrical. As I watched and listened, I had a vision of the daugbter's paernts auctioning her off to the highest bidder.

I didn't break out in guffays, but it was close!


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03 Mar 2007, 5:40 pm

i'm not worried. i'm one slippery puppy. nobody can find me


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03 Mar 2007, 5:53 pm

If you are a slippery puppy I hope that means that you didn't use your real name for your handle.



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03 Mar 2007, 5:59 pm

Besides.You could run up against a real uncdercover cop.



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03 Mar 2007, 5:59 pm

i didnt use my real name when i told the guy i was a police officer. common im not that dumb.


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03 Mar 2007, 8:13 pm

For some reason, the visual image of some guy barreling all the way to the front of the bus made me laugh out loud. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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03 Mar 2007, 8:16 pm

richardbenson wrote:
i didnt use my real name when i told the guy i was a police officer. common im not that dumb.


No it wasnt wrong. Oh and impersinating a cop is a major felony of sorts.


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03 Mar 2007, 8:54 pm

My husband says my humor is different; I would have died laughing over that one. I do just reading about it. I would have asked the same question; and expected a funny (hahaha) response.

So, here's the question...I think aspies like accidental - or maybe it's slapstick comedy...that's the only humor I get. Anyone else?



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03 Mar 2007, 10:04 pm

oh you guys are such law abiding citizens, i mean really. :D


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03 Apr 2007, 3:43 pm

richardbenson wrote:
oh you guys are such law abiding citizens, i mean really. :D

You only asked about morality.


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03 Apr 2007, 3:47 pm

richardbenson wrote:
i didnt use my real name when i told the guy i was a police officer. common im not that dumb.
You just admitted to it on a public forum. Any suitably motivated person could do one of two things:
Play internet detective to find out your real name using any one of a few dozen search engines, and report you,
or
Subpoena your ISP for your personal information and pluck you right out of your house.
It has happened. The guy who got caught thought the internet made him completely anonymous, and when e found oit different, he was livid, and there was exactly nothing he could do about it except fess up again to what he'd already posted on the net.
He's now got a criminal record because he was stupid: twice.



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03 Apr 2007, 4:37 pm

Yes, I think that was wrong!

You shouldn't have done that!


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