Adam Sandler - Hannukah song Part 4

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If anybody's interested, here are the words:

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukkah,
It’s so much fun-akkah to celebrate Chanukkah.

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf, Punky Brewster, Judd Apatow, Scott Rudin, and me!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel,
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gylleenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google.

Adam Levine wears a Jewish star,
So does Drake and Seth Rogen,
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he wore from Hulk Hogan.

We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a cultured crush,
And if you need a hotter voice to turn you on, how about getting it from Lost?

We may not have a cartoon of a reindeer that can talk,
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk.

Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukkah,
Harry Potter and his magic wandi-kah, celebrate Chanukkah.

Jared from Subway: f**k, a Jew;
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? Loveline’s Dr. Drew.

Princess Leia cuts the halva with Elsa from Frozen,
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen.

Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy,
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty.

It’s who but Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry’s

Come on all to Chanukkah, get up and celebrate Chanukkah;
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukkah, let’s all get along for Chanukkah;
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ikkah and smoke your medical-marijuan-ikkah;
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukkah!
Happy Chanukkah!

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And, because I love it so much, here are the words, in the FIRST THREE parts:

PART ONE

Put on your yarmulke,
It's time for Chanukkah.

So much fun-ukkah,
To celebrate Chanukkah.

Chanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me.

David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dina Shora.

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli?
Bowser from Sha NaNa and Arthur Fonzerelli.

Paul Newman's half Jewish - Goldie Hawn's half, too.
Put them together, what a fine looking Jew.

You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock",
'Cause you can spin a dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.
Both Jewish!

O.J. Simpson, not a Jew,
But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew.

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, (That's an error; he's actually HALF.)
Not too shabby.

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is,
Well he's not, but guess who is,
All three stooges.

So many Jews are in show biz,
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend Veronica,
It's time to celebrate Chanukkah,
Don't forget harmonica,
On this lovely, lovely Chanukkah,
So drink your gin and tonic-a,
And smoke your maraijuana-ca,
If you really, really, really, really wanna-ka,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, Chanukkah.
Happy Chanukkah!

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PART TWO

Put on your yarmulke,
Its time for Chanukkah,
So much fun-ukkah,
To celebrate Chanukkah.

Chanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents,
We get eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
Here's a new list of people who are Jewish just like you and me.

Winona Ryder drinks Manischewitz wine,
Then spins a dreidl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein.

Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukkah toys?
The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys.

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,
Courtney Love is half too,
Put them together,
What a funky bad ass Jew.

We got Harvey Keitel,
And flash dancer Jennifer Beals,
Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish,
And yes her boobs are real.

Put on that yarmulke,
Its time for Chanukkah,
2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka,
celebrates Chanukkah.

O.J. Simpson,
Still not a Jew,
But guess who is,
The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo.

Bob Dylan was born a Jew,
Then he wasn't,
but now he's back,
Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish,
'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.

Guess who got bar-mitzvahed on the PGA tour?
No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods,
I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.

So many Jews are in the show biz,
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish,
But my mother thinks he is.

Tell the world-amanaka,
It's time to celebrate Chanukkah,
It's not pronounced Ch-anukkah,
The C is silent in Chanukkah,
So read your hooked on phonica,
Get drunk in Tijuanaka,
If you really really wannaka.
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukkah!
Happy Chanukkah!

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PART THREE

Put on your yarmulke,
It's time for Chanukkah,
Once again it's onaka,
The miracle of Chanukkah.

Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
One day of presents?
Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights!

But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree,
I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you,
So here comes number three.

Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukkah blessing,
So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing.

Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy,
Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie?

We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black,
Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back!

We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe,
But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow.

I'm Jewish!

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukkah,
The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica,
Celebrates Chanukkah.

Osama Bin Laden,
Not a big fan of the Jews,
Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish.

Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision,
But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision.

Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner,
Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in 'er.

There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul,
Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school.

Hey, Natalie Portmanika?
It's time to celebrate Chanukah?
I hope you get an abtronika,
On this joyful, toyful Chanukkah,
So get a high colonika,
And soil your long Johnikas,
If you really, really wannaka?
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy...
Happy Chanukkah!

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And, if you wanna know how to play it on the guitar, here ya go (from Adam Sandler's website):

http://www.asandler.com/lyrics/hanukah.shtml

Harry Potter?

Jewish?