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06 Jan 2016, 5:38 pm

Because I find typos/treacherous autocorrects hilarious.
Maybe it's just me.

- He eked out a woefuk existence on a minimum wage.

- One man was admitted to hospital suffering from buns.

- Finally, the colonists won the war and no longer had to pay for taxis.

- Police in Hanwick yesterday called off a search for a 20-year-old man who is believed to have frowned.

- The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.

- There can be no scared cows.

- The speaking cock turns 75 on Sunday.


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06 Jan 2016, 5:53 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
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06 Jan 2016, 5:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Excrept.


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06 Jan 2016, 6:00 pm

From a menu:

Deep Fried Salt and Pepper Soft Shell Crap

Yum!


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06 Jan 2016, 6:19 pm

I heat autocorrects with a potion.


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06 Jan 2016, 9:46 pm

"Remember to turn your cocks back!"
"Take one capsule nightly before ded."
"Congrats to our Home Run Hitler!"



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06 Jan 2016, 10:00 pm

- A skillful archer can aim and sh*t at the same time.

- It is proposed to use this donation to purchase new wenches for our park as the present old ones are in a very dilapidated state.

Real estate typos:

- Very nice hoe, out of town buyers considering.
- Heated poo in back yard.
- Huge dick in back for entertaining.
- Custom inferior paint.
- Ceiling fangs in all bedrooms.
- Fresh pain throughout.


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07 Jan 2016, 1:47 am

from the GF:

Lord of the Rinds.

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07 Jan 2016, 2:41 am

E *busy*
S.B.: Hey E, can you...?
E: busy, sex pls

x and c are so close together. When in a hurry, accidents can happen. :mrgreen:



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07 Jan 2016, 10:20 pm

Came back from the doctor. I have two bulging dics in my neck.



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08 Jan 2016, 1:21 pm

my fave was the blurb about the large hardon collider. :mrgreen: then there was the one in "stars and stripes" [army periodical] which was a feature about this retired general who was referred-to as "battle-scared" - he wrote in and complained, and they published a correction which apologized for the error and described him as "bottle-scarred." :lmao: