If you could be a God, what type of God would you be?

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Self-explanatory, I would be the God of knowledge and wisdom.

I would be a trickster

I'd be an atheist God and punish with eternal torment those who used me, without any evidence that I exist, to manipulate others and keep whole societies living for one another's misery.

I wouldn't want to be a god of anything. Too much power and responsibility. What I'd rather be is a human being with the power to change the world in a meaningful way to help others.

But I'm a nobody with no power.

God of Chaos and Destruction.

The God of Secret Things That Man Is Not Meant To Know. Even my real name would be a secret, so that no one could invoke my name in their quest for The Ultimate Weapon.

I would like to be a God of Karmic Ass-Kicking, and torment people who have it coming to them. Or maybe I'd just sit in the spectator arena and eat popcorn, and enjoy the show.

I have told people if you had either endure my wrath or the wrath of JHWH (Adonai, Eloi, God), you'd be better off suffering the wrath of JHWH. He is, after his wrath subsides, at least merciful, unlike myself, who you'll wish you never wanted to know when you p!ss on me and p!ss me off.

Feng Shui.. literally Wind & Water. I'd get to experience kiteboarding from another perspective.

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No for supporting trump. Because doing so is deplorable.

<----Coincidence I just changed my avatar and this thread comes up. I hope it's not too inappropriate.
If I were a god, I'd be my creation's equal. In other words, I wouldn't make them feel inferior, and scare them into submission to my will. I would also make sure everyone's needs were met, and I wouldn't interfere with free will unless absolutely necessary (e.g. murder, rape, etc)

Also I wouldn't require (or even want) people to worship me.

The one of death and suffering.

I would not want that. Ever......

I don't want to live forever. Don't wanna die, but I do believe that we have a natural lifespan for a reason.

Don't wanna go back in time and 'do it all over again and do it right.' Then I wouldn't have my children. And, I really would not be able to stand the clothes LOL and I had enough trouble the first time around.

I don't want a lot of those things that most people want.

I want to live well. I want to leave something positive for my children and grandchildren.

If I can manage that, I will have accomplished something positive for the world.

The kind that cryptically appears at the edge of travelers campfires in the guise of an old man and speaks in riddles. I'd be the patron god of Travelers and my tenets would be the discipline of the road in the quest for the eternal flame of knowledge.

A God of lust,love,dreams,sex, and criminals.

A God of lust,love,dreams,sex, and criminals.