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GamerGuy
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01 Jul 2006, 9:00 pm

For those of you who know this game, whoo hoo, you can get on with it, but for those who don't:

THE RULES:
Answer the above user's stupid question with a weird and stupid answer, and ask another one to the next poster.

Format:

Bob's Post:
(Answer to stupid question)
(Leave a space or two)
(2nd space)
(Stupid Question)

EX:
Bob: "Why is the grass green?"

Fred: "Because it got sick. PERMENANTLY"

Fred (In the same post): "Why do cows have spots?"

Okay, so that was a bad example, but I hope you get it.

(NOTE: This is not intended to give answer to any REAL HONEST QUESTIONS, this is just a fun game to pass the time. :D . If you ask something honest, you will get a stupid answer.)

STARTING!! !

Why is Pepsi soda brown?



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01 Jul 2006, 10:51 pm

Because it's made with Filtered Muddy Water and than it's sweetened.

Why is Bread called Bread?



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01 Jul 2006, 11:16 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:
Why is Bread called Bread?


Because all the good names were taken.


Why does money smell funny?



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02 Jul 2006, 1:31 am

Quote:
Why does money smell funny?



Coz money is too expensive to make with scented rose petals


How do birds and airplanes stay in the air?



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02 Jul 2006, 2:14 am

blue_bean wrote:
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Why does money smell funny?



Coz money is too expensive to make with scented rose petals


How do birds and airplanes stay in the air?


Air is an illusion they've just convinced us of. They actually can't fly.

What is life?



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02 Jul 2006, 2:15 am

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How do birds and airplanes stay in the air?


So that's where the birds and airplanes go, the air! I have always thought they magically disappeared!

Where does the food go when you eat it?



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02 Jul 2006, 3:42 am

Xuincherguixe wrote:

Air is an illusion they've just convinced us of. They actually can't fly.

What is life?


Life is Death, Interrupted

Why do pencils get shorter when you sharpen them?


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02 Jul 2006, 3:43 am

IN A BLACK HOLE!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
oh but thats just a lie. You wouldent want to know
where it really goes.........



Why are trees so tall?



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02 Jul 2006, 4:09 am

they eat more vegetables than other trees

Is WrongPlanet.net located on Mars?


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02 Jul 2006, 11:36 am

no, I believe it's located somewhere around the sun.


What happens to water when it turns into ice?



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02 Jul 2006, 3:16 pm

well, we're not sure what happens but we know it happens.

why is the sky blue?


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02 Jul 2006, 3:54 pm

Because the sky can put us in a foreboding mood sometimes.

Why do our moods change so often?


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02 Jul 2006, 4:22 pm

Maybe because we have mood swings. Why do farts smell?( Hope i havent killed it) :lol:



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02 Jul 2006, 4:49 pm

they don't all, depends on what you eat and how the chemicals involved in digestion react with what you eat
where do clouds come from



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02 Jul 2006, 5:35 pm

Well, the scientists say some stupid, boring theory, but I believe that aliens fro the planet Narkaprtw make them (even though they don't exist)

Why can't we fly?