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NewTime
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06 Mar 2016, 10:08 pm

I hear this announcement a lot when I'm at Walmart and someone is needed in the jewelry section. They say over the intercom "customer needs assistance in jury". It sounds so funny.



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07 Mar 2016, 7:46 am

I get the "security to section 202 [or whatever section]" and get paranoid that every CCTV is pointing at me and that I look suspicious.



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08 Mar 2016, 9:05 pm

I worked at WalMart for 25months. Half the time when they made pages, it sounded like they were deep throating the microphone. Sense I quit working there, I tend to tune their pages & other store pages out.


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10 Mar 2016, 4:03 pm

@ New Time: LOL! Even though I don't intend on filing an application to work for Wal-Mart, hearing an employee say that would certainly have made many customers laugh very hard. :lol:


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