How many spambots does it take to change a lightbulb?

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11 Apr 2016, 1:47 pm

How many spambots does it take to change a lightbulb?

- One to detect it went out, and spam it with the words "Lightbulb is burned out".
- One to do the same for good measure.
- One to spam it with advertisements for vashikaran.
- One to do the same for good measure. The large amount of spam causes the bulb to break into pieces.
- One to spam the broken pieces with "Lightbulb is broken".
- One to do the same for good measure.
- One to spam the broken pieces with advertisements for vashikaran.
- One to do the same for good measure.
- One to notice the mess, and report it to the other spambots.
- Eight to stop the eight disruptive spambots by excessively spamming them.
- One to order several new bulbs on Amazon, and spam Amazon with advertisements for vashikaran in return for them.
- One to do the same for good measure.
- One to notice them wasting so much money, and report them to the other spambots.
- Two to stop the money-wasting spambots by excessively spamming them.
- One to get tired of waiting for the lightbulbs to arrive, and spam about how angry they are.
- One to spam the spam with advertisements for vashikaran.
- One to do the same for good measure.
- One to notice the spam, and report it to the other spambots.
- Three to stop the disruptive spambots by excessively spamming them.
- One to witness everything that has happened, and report it to the other spambots.
- Seventeen to stop all the working spambots involved by excessively spamming them, including the one who witnessed everything for not reporting it sooner.
- One to somehow replace the lightbulb when the new lightbulbs arrive.

So, by my count, 48.



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11 Apr 2016, 2:53 pm

Two. One to change it, and one to spam forums with "vashikaran black magic lightbulbs".



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11 Apr 2016, 3:04 pm

Those light bulbs must be very cosmic.


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