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16 Dec 2020, 5:15 am

If you want something done, put your seat in the upright position.

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20 Dec 2020, 2:27 pm

I'm just gonna pretend that marriage is some type of food...
And I'm a very picky eater, refusing to try any new and different dishes. :albino:

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21 Dec 2020, 1:01 am

Happiness starts when you lower your expectations

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21 Dec 2020, 1:04 am

^^^that really is not so dumb, not at all! and that IS the god's honest truth.

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21 Dec 2020, 1:16 am

If you can't beat them...
... Just beat them harder.

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21 Dec 2020, 1:50 am

auntblabby wrote:

^^^that really is not so dumb, not at all! and that IS the god's honest truth.

yeah I'm full of such smart quotes that even my dumb ones make sense :lol:

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21 Dec 2020, 5:17 am

Keep calm and -- WHAT THE H*** IS THAT?!?!?!

cyberdad wrote:

Happiness starts when you lower your expectations

From where I came from -- specifically from the scope of my own standing for most part, it's mandatory in order to be sane.

And not everyone stays sane though.

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27 Dec 2020, 8:55 am

Life is like a rated PG film. And you cannot handle the truth. :twisted:

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27 Dec 2020, 9:28 am

If at first you don't succeed blame someone else.

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27 Dec 2020, 10:33 am

"No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service."

How do you remove service from your attire?

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10 Feb 2021, 4:12 pm

I put hot water on my driveway to stop it from freezing but it still froze.

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10 Feb 2021, 8:51 pm

Does a dad take his child's temperature with a therdadeter when their sick?

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10 Feb 2021, 8:53 pm

pain wouldn't be quite as bad if it was spelled niap.

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10 Feb 2021, 9:58 pm

Maybe a lady had a dog for a baby.

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10 Apr 2021, 12:02 am

Two wrongs doesn't make a right. Three wrongs shouldn't be three times the charm.

But two rights makes a 180°. And three rights makes a left.

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05 May 2021, 5:54 am

I'm doing a crossword and one of the clues is 8+8, but there are seven squares for the answer, when there should only be TWO, as 8+8 is obviously 16!

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