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28 Apr 2007, 4:26 pm

To the tune of gilbert and sullivan, "modern major general"

Help me write additional verses : ) (never mind that orcs can't be paladins)

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I am the very image of an uber Orcish paladin
With +3 blade and sturdy shield I lead crusades like Saladin
I know the major warchiefs, as a fanboy I'm fanatical
I edit wikipedia with rigour most dogmatical
I'm very well acquainted too with matters l337 and tactical
Though when I post to Barrens chat it's largely ungrammatical
Of grinding spots and DPS i'm teeming with a lot o' news
I pwnzor n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read my FAQs


He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs



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28 Apr 2007, 4:31 pm

OMG I love you. That is awesome. Why not Blood Elf Paladin?



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28 Apr 2007, 4:34 pm

thanks! more verses to come as i have time and as people contribute.



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28 Apr 2007, 5:42 pm

Ha! :lol:

Gilbert & Sullivan FTW.


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28 Apr 2007, 6:24 pm

Not to dampen your fire, but here's a version from an animation of 8-Bit Theater...

8-Bit Theater-Modern Major Imbecile wrote:
Black Mage: He is the very model of a modern major imbecile,
Fighter: I'm so happy that Black Mage finds me so irresistible,
Black Mage: My mastery of the dark arts is quite astoundable,
Fighter: And now if only what he said was somewhat credible.

Black Mage: I'm easily one of the greatest intellectuals.
Thief: Not to mention maybe just a little egotistical,
Black Mage: Ruling the world, for me, will soon be attainable,
Fighter: And to think that all I wanted was some armor that's invincible!




I also made one up based on THOSE lyrics from the 8-Bit Theater version that satirises forensic profiler Paul Britton. I made this one up during the Suffolk murders...

Profiling song wrote:
Robert Ressler: He is the very model of a modern major imbecile,
Britton: I'm so happy the public finds me so irresistible,
My mastery of profiling is quite astoundable,
Ressler: And now if only what he said was somewhat credible.

Britton: I'm easily one of the greatest intellectuals.
Ressler: Not to mention maybe just a little egotistical,
Britton: Ruling the world, for me, will soon be attainable,
Cop: And to think that all I wanted was a crim that's arrestable!


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28 Apr 2007, 7:48 pm

Blood Elves can't be warriors. I have no respect for a race that doesn't have Warriors!


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28 Apr 2007, 7:55 pm

RadiationHazard wrote:
Blood Elves can't be warriors. I have no respect for a race that doesn't have Warriors!


But they come with slience!


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28 Apr 2007, 7:59 pm

Flagg wrote:
RadiationHazard wrote:
Blood Elves can't be warriors. I have no respect for a race that doesn't have Warriors!


But they come with slience!


Big deal!


I quit WoW anyway.


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28 Apr 2007, 10:40 pm

Quote:

Not to dampen your fire, but here's a version from an animation of 8-Bit Theater...



My fire endures unquenched! The more the merrier that's what i say.


Whoever said Belfs can't be warriors...well yeah...but warriors suck :lol:


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OMG I love you. That is awesome. Why not Blood Elf Paladin?


because image, uber, orcish start with the same sound so you get an alliterative effect. sounds better in my opinion : )



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30 Apr 2007, 8:59 pm

I am the very image of an uber individual/
I've gaming prowess arcade, console, tabletop and digital
I know the major warchiefs, as a fanboy I'm fanatical/
I edit wikipedia with rigour most dogmatical/
I'm very well acquainted too with matters l337 and tactical/
Though what I post to Barrens chat is largely ungrammatical/
Of grinding spots and DPS i'm teeming with a lot o' news/
I pwnzor n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read my FAQs/

He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs/
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs/
He pwnzors n3wbs in Durotar, and GMs read his FAQs/

I'm very good at buying low and selling high in Kalimdor
and charting fluctuations in the daily price of iron ore
In short in matters arcade, console tabletop and digital
I am the very image of an uber individual


In short in matters arcade, console tabletop and digital
He is the very image of an uber individual!

Though many may consider this a sign of eccentricity,
I've memorized the canon with pedantic specificity
From Warcraft down through Frozen Throne and several sequels subsequent
On subjects Azerothian I'm startlingly eloquent.

I'm highly sought as well each sunday night for Core and Dire Maul
I guzzle cappucino and chew vivarin like tylenol
Then crash for thirty hours in oblivious torpidity
While blood elf maidens fill my dreams with pixellated nudity

While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!
While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!
While blood elf maidens fill his dreams with pixellated nudity!