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One thing I've always really hated, even as a kid, was cartoons that have an Everybody Laughs Ending. You, know, where one of the characters makes a weak joke or does something supposedly funny and then all the characters laugh and then the cartoon ends. They were especially frequent in the 70's and 80's, being the darkest of the Dark Age of Animation, and I thought they were the most cringe worthy and unoriginal way to wrap up an episode. In fact, I hate them so much haven't even looked up any of the the examples on TV Tropes.
Oooo yes, cringe cringe cringe. It was also horribly common in older science fiction shows (I'm looking at you, original series Star Trek) and comedies. So much so that it's become a bad cliche. Pretty much anything that's deliberately, ham-handedly supposed to be funny but falls flat is awful too - "Bones" is guilty of this, one of the characters says something that's supposed to be funny but is just really weird and all the other characters look at them like it's weird which is
supposed to be funny for we the audience. It's not. It's just embarrassing. Stop it.
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I probably have a million silly pet hates. I especially hate it when someone asks me if I "have Facebook." No I do not have a Facebook account. Then they look confused and weirded out, like I just said that I don't believe in using soap. I can tell they were about to go on with something I should look up "on Facebook" but now they can't say it because I don't "have it." Often they tell me anyway, as if this will be the thing that will make me sign up for an account.
Please do share the other 999,999. I know "the look" well. Try telling people you don't own a television so you don't watch television. They look at you like you just farted, or that you still grind your own flour and spin your own thread - or both. Where did we get so overly reliant on Facebook, to the exclusion of all else? After all, you can still post letters even though email has been invented.
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I wish people in the stores would not ask me questions about why I'm buying stuff. If you went and bought antacids at a drug store, do they ask "Why're you buyin' this, ya got the squirts or something?" If you buy feminine napkins, do they ask "Oh are ya gettin' a visit from Aunt Flo?" Would they ask why someone is buying condoms? No, you don't even have to ask for them behind the counter any more, you can just buy them off the shelf and no one gets into your private business. They don't seem to realize I still get embarrassed for buying something that is supposed to be for little kids
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That made me laugh, thanks. And you're so right. If you were of the ballsier type it would be tempting to launch into some kind of twisted tale about all your multiple personalities taking on the appearance of stuffed bears and your quest to search for a representation of them all in real life or something. Make the nosy buggers sorry they asked.
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Alexithymia - 147 points.
Low-Verbal.