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09 Jul 2012, 11:13 am

We have members, the WORLD, and ANYONE in your life, so I thought it woud be good to have objects you own as well. So, here's mine:

Please work, I really want to listen to you tomorrow. JUST WORK, PLEASE!!

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09 Jul 2012, 11:26 am

Journal,

Y U No have more space to write?

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09 Jul 2012, 11:27 am

Oh, and stop disconnecting yourself from the computer, especially when I plug the computer in to charge. It annoys me.

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09 Jul 2012, 11:41 am

You're the best laptop I've ever owned. As for you, I need to install Windows on you, because I hate Xandros. And umm, I shouldn't have overclocked you. You...work.

Hello Henry.

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09 Jul 2012, 11:49 am

Please last for many, many years.

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09 Jul 2012, 12:06 pm

I know I haven't noticed you standing over there in the corner--but you've given me light so many times. I like your metallic swelling shape--and even though you don't match anything in the house, you're still do an invaluable job. Besides, if someone broke in, I could bludgeon them over the head with you--thank you.

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09 Jul 2012, 12:07 pm

smudge wrote:

You're the best laptop I've ever owned. As for you, I need to install Windows on you, because I hate Xandros. And umm, I shouldn't have overclocked you. You...work.

Hello Henry.

Your laptop's named Henry?

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09 Jul 2012, 12:21 pm

Zinia wrote:

smudge wrote:

You're the best laptop I've ever owned. As for you, I need to install Windows on you, because I hate Xandros. And umm, I shouldn't have overclocked you. You...work.

Hello Henry.

Your laptop's named Henry?

Lol no, that's my teddybear I've had since I was 10! A good name for a laptop, though.

What was your object?

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09 Jul 2012, 12:31 pm

A metal lamp that I got at a yard sale.

Henry's a great name for a teddybear too. I never named a teddybear, but I did have a My Little Pony named Artie.

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09 Jul 2012, 12:42 pm

My desk, I know time hasn't been too kind to you, and you look a bit of a state. But you have everything I require, and I would rather not part with you, until I get a bigger living space at least.

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09 Jul 2012, 2:37 pm

Dear Laptop,
I'm so sorry for neglecting to upgrade your RAM and hard drive and for nor replacing your sat. card after it got damaged by the moisture in my friend's basement. Please accept these birthday gifts of a new hard drive and card as a condolence. I promise, next week I will finish upgrading you. You've really earned it, having to put up with me for 5 years already.

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09 Jul 2012, 3:04 pm

You are the most impulsive of all impulse buys, you idiot.

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09 Jul 2012, 3:15 pm

Wazzat 'baat MONSTER?

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THINGS I LIKE :albino:

Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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09 Jul 2012, 3:22 pm

CyborgUprising wrote:

smudge
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09 Jul 2012, 3:24 pm

Zinia wrote:

A metal lamp that I got at a yard sale.

Henry's a great name for a teddybear too. I never named a teddybear, but I did have a My Little Pony named Artie.

Thank you.

I used to have My Little Pony toys. The old ones were cute, and then they started making their eyes look weird.

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09 Jul 2012, 3:25 pm

To the Canadian flag that I have taped onto my window. I'm going to keep you up there until your colours fade away. I want everybody in my area to know how proud I am to be a Canadian.

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