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ChorisOnoma
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25 Sep 2016, 2:48 pm

How does an Emu Egg turn into a Hummingbird?
I mean emus are huge even as chicks...
Someone is clearly messing with Evolution around the Planet
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25 Sep 2016, 2:55 pm

Here's the evolution list:

Emu Egg 0-8
Butterfly 9-17
Hummingbird 18-24
Tufted Titmouse 25-49
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker 50-74
Blue Jay 75-99
Raven 100-124
Snowy Owl 125-174
Pileated Woodpecker 175-199
Sea Gull 200-249
Tucan 250-299
Dienonychus 300-399
Velociraptor 400-499
Phoenix 500-999
Custom Title 1000+

Looks legit :P
(We don't have custom now - it goes to veteran after 1000)


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25 Sep 2016, 3:18 pm

I thought this chain of being was really cool when I first joined. I was disappointed when I got to "veteran" and didn't evolve anymore. :D

I think we should extend it further to additional levels. And maybe if someone gets penalized or banned they could be turned into a tse-tse fly or a newt.


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25 Sep 2016, 3:22 pm

Once someone gets past Veteran they should Mega Evolve. :wink:


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ChorisOnoma
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25 Sep 2016, 3:24 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Here's the evolution list:

Emu Egg 0-8
Butterfly 9-17
Hummingbird 18-24
Tufted Titmouse 25-49
Yellow-bellied Woodpecker 50-74
Blue Jay 75-99
Raven 100-124
Snowy Owl 125-174
Pileated Woodpecker 175-199
Sea Gull 200-249
Tucan 250-299
Dienonychus 300-399
Velociraptor 400-499
Phoenix 500-999
Custom Title 1000+

Looks legit :P
(We don't have custom now - it goes to veteran after 1000)


For some reason I think Darwin would disagree, but then again... perhaps WP has finally found the Missing Link... or Chain :P

Edit: I like the idea of turning people into tse-tse flies or newt, and Mega Evolve sounds really cool.


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