I turn
CockneyRebel into a bus emblazoned with the Union Jack and the Canadian Red Ensign. I then bring the mountain to Mohammed by bringing Canada under British rule again, with "Give Way" signs, left-hand drive and so on and so forth. Don't think the police need to change much though.
Sopho can turn into something abominably pink with a red rosette on.
Anubis can be conjoined to
RedMage for a little while until I get sick of seeing the sight of them both.