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Fort56
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23 Jul 2009, 8:59 pm

Have you ever kissed a baby before?

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23 Jul 2009, 9:01 pm

ugh. baby smell. fleshy and powdery.

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23 Jul 2009, 9:19 pm

no way ! ! they are full of germs
and slobbery...
and I am a germ-o-phobe

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23 Jul 2009, 9:25 pm

Yes but mostly on the heads and cheeks....the smells on some of them are so addictive.

If it weren't illegal, I'd eat em'.

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23 Jul 2009, 9:48 pm

Postperson wrote:

ugh. baby smell. fleshy and powdery.

It's different when it's your own. Really. Your own baby smells wonderful. Other people's babies; no thanks.

Also, a lot of babies smell funny because people put them in disposable diapers, and don't change them for hours at a time. If you change the diaper when the baby goes pee/poop (which often means 12 times a day), breastfeed it, wipe the spit-up off it's clothes, and keep the baby powders and lotions away from them, they aren't too bad.

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24 Jul 2009, 1:27 am

Yeah. My niece Eva; she greets me with a kiss on my cheek, and I return it. She also does the "autistic forehead touch" with me too.

I adore the little one.

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24 Jul 2009, 1:30 am

I LOVE babies. All of them.

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24 Jul 2009, 1:41 am

MissConstrue wrote:

If it weren't illegal, I'd eat em'.

:lmao:

I hope your'e kidding ._.

:lol:

:lol:

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24 Jul 2009, 2:05 am

computerlove wrote:

MissConstrue wrote:

If it weren't illegal, I'd eat em'.

:lmao:

I hope your'e kidding ._.

:lol:

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Well...I heard the baby back ribs are pretty tasty..

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24 Jul 2009, 2:34 am

Ewwww, no.

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24 Jul 2009, 8:25 am

Considering that I don't even like kissing in the first place, I've never kissed a baby.

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24 Jul 2009, 8:54 am

zena4 wrote:

I LOVE babies. All of them.

Me too!

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24 Jul 2009, 10:14 am

Negative. These things are irrelevant.

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24 Jul 2009, 11:07 am

i hate that soft spot on their head...

but ive kissed babies.
if i was a politician, everyone would love me, i guess.

they were my sisters tho, and probably my brother too, but thats far back and i cant remember.

the sisters were more... relatively recent, and i remember their babyhood better. first time i held one i was susprised at how little she weighed. thats the weirdest thing

"im actually holding a TINY tiny CLUUUEless little person."

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24 Jul 2009, 11:16 am

I've never even seen one up close. the population of my country is plummeting. not a big tragedy

I highly doubt my reaction to a real living baby would be kissing it. more like "whoa! I've heard those existed, but thought it was just an urban legend!". so a bit like seeing a puffin. or a unicorn.

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24 Jul 2009, 11:23 am

anna-banana wrote:

I've never even seen one up close. the population of my country is plummeting. not a big tragedy

I highly doubt my reaction to a real living baby would be kissing it. more like "whoa! I've heard those existed, but thought it was just an urban legend!". so a bit like seeing a puffin. or a unicorn.

we have puffins

dunno where tho
maybe theyre extinct and nobody told me...

i knew the entire eastern europe is sinking fast, fastes of all is russia
theyve poured their young fertile men into the caucasian wars, if usa lost a couple of thousand in the combined iraq/afghanistan wars, russia has lost ten times more cus they dont give a s**t (look at the tact which they handled the ossetia hostage situation)
its the world murder top
its the world suicide top
its the world corruption top

it sounds like SUCH a nice country to move to, and stay in.
i wonder what keeps it from going apeshit, and people just pouring out of the houses to randomly kick each others in the mouths

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