If you had to clone yourself at least once...

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30 May 2007, 1:58 am

...what would you do?

I would make a shedload of me.
Then I'd install a Sopho as leader of every nation.
And it would serve everybody right...

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30 May 2007, 2:29 am

I would name her Oolafloosion and make her to work in a salt mine.

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30 May 2007, 2:51 am

Well, if I could make millions, I would create an unholy army of clones to kill all humans on the Earth. I would then get most (only keeping a few to farm and make food for me) of the clones to run off a cliff, and then I would have the world as my playground.

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30 May 2007, 4:14 am

I would make a few and we would take it in turns to come to work or have the day off.

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30 May 2007, 4:57 am

I would learn to use a trapeze first, and then me and my clone friends would establish a worldwide trapeze network! Round the world in 80 days, or your money back. Assuming we don't drop you accidentally.

I, the original, would clearly stand out as a superior Uncertain because I'd've skinned the first batch and made them into a fetching human-skin coat. I could even have cosy mittens.

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30 May 2007, 5:02 am

I would clone myself, then make friends with myself.

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30 May 2007, 9:06 am

I would clone myself and make HER go to work every day, I would make her go grocery shopping and clothing shopping, she could do the banking and the figure out the doctor bills and the health insurance and the car insurance and go register for all that stuff. sigh

I hate doing all of that. I really do.

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30 May 2007, 9:32 am

alexbeetle wrote:

I would make a few and we would take it in turns to come to work or have the day off.

Alternative wrote:

I would clone myself, then make friends with myself.

yes, i would make a few and we all would work at the same time and they would be my friends too

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30 May 2007, 10:18 am

A different Sopho concubine for every day of the week. Sometimes 3 at once. :wink:

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30 May 2007, 10:21 am

i'd clone me so i could have a best friend. and maybe something more

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30 May 2007, 10:21 am

lol, one me is enough really

More mes = aaargh! lol :lol:

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30 May 2007, 10:22 am

richardbenson wrote:

i'd clone me so i could have a best friend. and maybe something more

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30 May 2007, 10:36 am

If I could clone myself, then I wouldn't say I'm the only idiot in the world.

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30 May 2007, 10:45 am

I would make a lot of clones with a computer controller chip and no brain. Then I would make them build a spaceship. I'd use them as spare parts if I need a new kidney or liver. When I got too old I would transport my brain into new clone.

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30 May 2007, 10:54 am

dumbgenius wrote:

Are you an elite member of the plutocracy then :?:

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30 May 2007, 11:17 am

I'd make one clone.

Id leave him at home eating healthily, exercising and studying hard at college. While my clone is busy hard at work I'd be off galavanting around the world with little regard for any laws, bacause Id have the perfect alaby(sp) always at home. Id try everything that is possible in the world.
When Id return years later there would be a degree waiting for me and a body full of good organs to transplant.

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