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11 Nov 2017, 9:42 am

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11 Nov 2017, 10:40 am

A friend of mine had an accident and got a vacuum cleaner stuck up his arse. I phoned the hospital to see how he was and they said: "He's just started to pick up."

... boom, boom!

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11 Nov 2017, 11:05 am

^^ *snigger*

I had to sell my vacuum cleaner collection as they were just collecting dust.

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11 Nov 2017, 12:21 pm

Vacuums suck in more ways than one. I mean, who enjoys vacuuming?

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11 Nov 2017, 3:08 pm

The OP's image of Henry 200 is so adorable, I want a vacuum cleaner like that! :heart:

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11 Nov 2017, 3:16 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

The OP's image of Henry 200 is so adorable, I want a vacuum cleaner like that! :heart:

That's pretty close to what my GF said about the image.

Just so you know Henry is a bit of a dark horse and parties hard.

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13 Nov 2017, 8:27 am

SaveFerris wrote:

Cute!

Kiki1256 wrote:

Vacuums suck in more ways than one. I mean, who enjoys vacuuming?

No one, all chores are boring, but vacuuming sure beats washing!

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13 Nov 2017, 9:16 am

I find the sound of vacuum cleaners to be extremely irritating. Die Henry, diiiiie.

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14 Nov 2017, 12:16 am

EzraS wrote:

I find the sound of vacuum cleaners to be extremely irritating. Die Henry, diiiiie.

Yep. I'm all for hard wood floors and a nice, quiet broom.

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14 Nov 2017, 8:51 pm

EzraS wrote:

I find the sound of vacuum cleaners to be extremely irritating. Die Henry, diiiiie.

Same! I have to wear noise-cancelling headphones when I vacuum.

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14 Nov 2017, 11:52 pm

RetroGamer87 wrote:

EzraS wrote:

I find the sound of vacuum cleaners to be extremely irritating. Die Henry, diiiiie.

Same! I have to wear noise-cancelling headphones when I vacuum.

The noise bothered me alot when I was little but not so much anymore. I vacuumed some at the 3 jobs I had & I worked with machines louder than them at 2 of my jobs.

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15 Nov 2017, 3:49 am

Vacuums do indeed suck, but you know what absolutely blows?

Wind.

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15 Nov 2017, 7:44 am

If a vacuum cleaner sucks, that's good. If a vacuum cleaner blows, that's bad.

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16 Nov 2017, 4:03 am

NewTime wrote:

If a vacuum cleaner sucks, that's good. If a vacuum cleaner blows, that's bad.

On some TV shows there's a reverse switch that causes it to blow out things it sucked in.

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