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25 Apr 2016, 5:09 pm

(Please bear in mind that this is just FOR FUN, it is not real).

Omg why does everybody put 'IDK' in texts when nobody even knows what it means? I mean seriously????

What country is europe in?

If the sun died out it will just be night forever, I'd hate that! I hope it doesn't ever die out :(

My bf is starting to grow grey hair and we're supposed to be having a baby, does that mean our baby will be born with grey hair?



Lol now you make up some dumb quotes. :) :lol:


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25 Apr 2016, 5:57 pm

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?



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25 Apr 2016, 5:58 pm

Is it offensive to go around insulting people?



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25 Apr 2016, 6:05 pm

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25 Apr 2016, 6:09 pm

If I were to kill someone, would there be a risk of them dying?



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25 Apr 2016, 6:12 pm

If I drink from a bottle with a skull and crossbones on it, will I turn into a pirate?

When they tell you "don't try this at home", does it mean I can try it at a friend's house?

Did someone put the faces on Mount Rushmore or have they always been there?

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How long was the Seven Year War?

What world war came after World War I?

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25 Apr 2016, 6:41 pm

Would you support or oppose bombing Agrabah? :lol:

Is Raymond Kertezc your favourite poet?


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25 Apr 2016, 6:42 pm

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25 Apr 2016, 6:46 pm

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26 Apr 2016, 7:06 am

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26 Apr 2016, 7:28 am

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26 Apr 2016, 9:29 am

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26 Apr 2016, 10:51 am

Why did Fred Flintstone order jumbo ribs at the end of every show if they always tipped his car over?

(he didn't really order them every show, they just played the same animation clip over the end credits)

I'm trying to make the "at" symbol on my computer. I already know how to type the a, but how do I put that little circle around it?



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26 Apr 2016, 11:24 am

*Goes to Yellowstone National Park*

Hey can you train your bears to be closer to pathways more so visitors can see them, that is what we came here for?


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26 Apr 2016, 11:37 am

Why do people still hate Germans after 71 years?


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26 Apr 2016, 12:08 pm

When in a tense situation on the road ALWAYS make the finger to other drivers. It will always improve the situation.

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