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18 Dec 2017, 3:24 am

Lol I thought it might be sort of fun to replace that awesome 80's song with different lyrics...originally 'how do we sleep if our beds our burning' but replace those with other things.

for instance how can you eat if your bowl is broken, how can you smoke if you cigarette is broken ect. So come up with parodies on the lyrics I guess, IDK I just think it might be funny.

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18 Dec 2017, 3:26 am

how can you decontaminate if your bed is septic?

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18 Dec 2017, 3:55 am

How can you pee if your dick is broken?

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18 Dec 2017, 3:57 am

how can you [fornicate] if you're broken-harded?

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18 Dec 2017, 10:03 am

How can you dream if your bed is controlled by aliens?

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18 Dec 2017, 10:06 am

How can you adjust if your bed is evolving?

Reminds me of the Cards Against Humanity.

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18 Dec 2017, 10:46 am

how can you think if your brain has been microwaved?

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18 Dec 2017, 2:16 pm

How can you grow flowers if your bed is full of weeds?

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18 Dec 2017, 2:22 pm

How can you sleep while the roosters are crowing?

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18 Dec 2017, 2:31 pm

How can you sleep when you neighbors are burning brush at THREE f****n' O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! (I hate my neighbors!

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18 Dec 2017, 7:03 pm

how can you fart after eating activated charcoal?

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