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15 Jan 2018, 12:44 pm

You better not say "hi" to him.



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16 Jan 2018, 5:22 am

I'm sure I read a funny joke somewhere about the "hijak" and "hi, Jack" thing. Forgot how it went though.


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16 Jan 2018, 7:46 am

You can say "hello", though.


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16 Jan 2018, 9:18 am

I must be tired; I laughed way too hard once I actually got the joke. :lol:



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16 Jan 2018, 12:40 pm

You can't really tell him to hit the road. :wink:


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16 Jan 2018, 2:26 pm

NewTime wrote:
You better not say "hi" to him.

:lol:


my initial thought reading the title was that it was about 24 (the series) and "uh-oh, better get off this plane, 'cause something's gonna go down with Bauer around"


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16 Jan 2018, 3:27 pm

NewTime wrote:
You better not say "hi" to him.


I just say "howdy" and rarely ever call someone by name. The reason I don't call someone by name is because of the prosopagnosia -- if I do know them, I'm rarely sure that I didn't confuse them with someone else and don't want to embarrass myself by calling them by the wrong name.



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16 Jan 2018, 4:13 pm

The movie "Harold and Kumar Go to Guatanimo" is just one long extended version of that joke (its a good movie though).

Except (spoiler alert!) that Kumar yells "this is just a BONG [pot smoking device]!" to the hysterical crowd who of course think that he is saying "this is a BOMB!".



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16 Jan 2018, 5:31 pm

You can always wonder if there's someone named Rose on the plane.


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16 Jan 2018, 9:13 pm

And will the cops say "Jack! Off!" :oops:


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18 Jan 2018, 2:06 pm

It's unlikely you'll see someone you know on a plane when you get onboard and extremely unlikely you'll see someone you know on the plane named Jack.