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^^^ I see your point.

If I can get through a month of morning janitorial at the clubhouse without making any complaints to the stoic boss, I'll order myself that Kinks t-shirt with the stone washed cap for myself for my birthday.

Rent inspection at 9.30 tomoz

I cleaned 4.5 hours yesterday and so far 4.5 today and I'm nowhere near done

How do you guys manage? (hint; I don't want to hear you enjoy them)

I'm glad that I'm a homeowner these days. With the chaotic state of my place, and my inability to cope with housework, I'd never survive an inspection.

They are very stressful.

94 toilet rolls removed from bathroom windowsill; I think that's a new record.

^ I'm guessing you mean just the cardboard inserts , were they stacked in a pretty pattern though or did you make them into art

I once had about 250 glass jars from pasta sauce on my kitchen floor. It was called Ragu and I loved it... I ate the damned stuff every day for years. Luckily the company got taken over by Knorr and changed the recipe.. it was disgusting. I was annoyed at the time but it saved me.

I started painting dragons onto the glass jars and selling them at the market, but when I worked it out I was working for something like 5p an hour.

I used to smoke Marlboro Red and kept the packets , I had 100's of them. I made a collage on my wall that said "Smoking Skills"

WP is much more interesting than the flute-playing forum I used to be on.

I've run out of margarine.

What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?