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DrewLewis
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30 Jan 2019, 9:25 am

What are some things a single person can do on Valentines day?



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30 Jan 2019, 11:32 am

A person who wants to be single or a person who doesn't?

Join a dating site or go on a speed dating event for the latter sort of person.

Show people they love them for the former. Starting with treating themselves to something.

It's not just for those who have romantic love, it's a celebration of love in general :heart:



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30 Jan 2019, 11:45 am

Treat yourself to your favourite food and your favourite movie. Spoil yourself , and as TUF said it's a celebration of love , love yourself for an entire day.


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30 Jan 2019, 12:56 pm

Drink a quart of moonshine, and sob into my pillow springs to mind.


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30 Jan 2019, 3:18 pm

Buy a sh!t tone of candy & make a pig of yourself


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30 Jan 2019, 3:29 pm

DrewLewis wrote:
What are some things a single person can do on Valentines day?
Wake up. Get up. Relieve themselves. Take a shower. Shave. Deodorize. Get dressed. Have breakfast. Brush and floss. Go to work. Work. Go home. Have supper. Brush and floss again. Watch TV. Take another shower. Go to bed. Sleep.



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30 Jan 2019, 3:41 pm

Candy is cheaper the day after. But, flowers are just as expensive.



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30 Jan 2019, 9:45 pm

My parents were married on Valentine's Day, so I'll probably get them something and wish them a happy anniversary. Other than that it's like any other day.



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31 Jan 2019, 12:35 pm

BTDT wrote:
Candy is cheaper the day after. But, flowers are just as expensive.
Some places put vDay candy on sale that day to start reducing their inventory so they have more room to push the Easter candy.


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31 Jan 2019, 12:36 pm

get a tattoo


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31 Jan 2019, 12:40 pm

Shower yourself in candy and roses, then make love to yourself all night.



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31 Jan 2019, 12:46 pm

Do push-ups. All of them!


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31 Jan 2019, 1:14 pm

Watch a documentary about Al Capone.


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31 Jan 2019, 1:18 pm

Watch the Geraldo Rivera documentary on Al Capone's vault.