Misslizard wrote:
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/10/how-spot-reptilians-runing-us-government/354496/
Are you a reptilian? Click the icons of any traits that apply to you, and then click "Calculate," below.
Do you have green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, or blue eyes? Hazel, changing to green when irritated by smoke, dust, etc.Do you have piercing eyes? I have what's been described as a "Piercing Stare".Do you have red or reddish hair? My beard is red.Do you have a sense of not belonging to the human race? C'mon! I'm an Aspie!Do you have low blood pressure? 117 over 53, at last check-up.Do you have deep compassion for fate of mankind? I love humanity; it's people that I can't stand!Do you have keen sight or hearing? I earned a 'Sharpshooter' rating in the Navy, and I have "Perfect Pitch".Do you have phsychic abilities? Somehow, I knew they would ask this.Do you have ESP? No.Do you have unexplained scars on body? Dozens.Do you have "UFO connections"? No.Do you have the capability to disrupt electrical appliances? I'm an electrical engineer AND a licensed Ham radio operator!Do you have a love of space and science? Yes. I own three telescopes and play Traveller.Do you have "alien contacts"? I'm married to an Asian woman.Yes, you are a reptilian. Or have reptilian-compatible bloodlines or whatever. And here you were worried about a Halloween costume.
Well, I guess that settles it! (I am also Rh Negative.)
BOW TO YOUR REPTILIAN OVERLORD!
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