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07 Oct 2018, 9:23 pm

I got a dig bick
You that read wrong
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07 Oct 2018, 9:26 pm

^^^ :lmao:



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07 Oct 2018, 10:15 pm

Lets go froggy on these tadpoles


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07 Oct 2018, 10:23 pm

an armed society is a polite society. [NOT!]



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07 Oct 2018, 10:26 pm

A bit of how’s your father
Bob’s your uncle
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey


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07 Oct 2018, 10:41 pm

hotter than a snake's @$$.



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08 Oct 2018, 7:56 am

auntblabby wrote:
spare the rod and spoil the child. [the "rod" is the "rod of justice," an ancient code, which does NOT automatically mean beating one's child- the origins of the phrase refer to parental guidance]


"If you punish your son with the rod, he won't die. Punish him with the rod and save his soul from death." (Proverbs 23:13)

Seems pretty black and white to me.


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08 Oct 2018, 8:01 am

the "rod" of discipline and not literally a stick or rod for inflicting corporal punishment. or so a biblical scholar explained it to me.



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08 Oct 2018, 7:12 pm

Mad as a hatter.



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08 Oct 2018, 7:25 pm

as about as useful as a fart in a whiskey bottle

haven't got two ha'pennies to rub together

I just learned this one today - I haven't got a brass razoo

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08 Oct 2018, 7:34 pm

I learned one today too: primp-blocker - someone who stands in front of someone who's checking out their own reflection.


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08 Oct 2018, 7:59 pm

c@ck-blocking



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09 Oct 2018, 1:22 am

It's as plain as the nose on your face.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:29 am

the answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:32 am

Out the back of Bourke


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09 Oct 2018, 1:36 am

6 and one-half dozen of the other.