CIA or NSA still communicating with me

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misha00
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04 Feb 2019, 5:00 pm

The CIA or NSA is still communicating with me with remote neural monitoring or electronic brain link, as far as I can tell.



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05 Feb 2019, 12:21 am

I think it is actually invisible aliens. I keep telling people that those are what ghosts really are but they don't listen. But, the aliens just pose as whatever is convenient to fool us humans, so take your pick: ghosts, intelligence agencies, demons, etc.



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05 Feb 2019, 12:45 am

If they were communicating with you they would say "If you think that we are interested in you and your pathetic life, you are a complete idiot".

Seek help, get medication.


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05 Feb 2019, 5:29 am

These feelings of paranoia are delusions; they aren't real. Please discuss them with a doctor.



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05 Feb 2019, 5:41 am

Several days ago, I was a happy middle aged woman living on Rigel IV. My oldest daughter, recently married, told me I was going to be a grandmother. My husband and I were planning a space cruise to the Andromeda Galaxy when he retires in a few months...

Now, suddenly, I'm a man in his mid-30s living in 21st century America. I think this is a reverse-reincarnation and I jumped in midway through.



... ... ... I'm just joking around. Sorry, shouldn't make fun of people's delusions.



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05 Feb 2019, 6:29 am

Wear an aluminum foil hat but seriously you need to talk to a psychiatrist about this OP assuming your posts are serious.


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