How many legs have you got?

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16 Aug 2015, 11:39 am

I know it sounds really boring but I only have two.

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16 Aug 2015, 2:12 pm

A two-legged labrador?

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16 Aug 2015, 2:14 pm

It's common round here.

We all have skateboards to compensate for the missing limbs.

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16 Aug 2015, 2:41 pm

With a reasonable margin of error, I can only guarantee I have at least one.

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16 Aug 2015, 2:56 pm

Where do you keep it?

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16 Aug 2015, 3:10 pm

Under the table.

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16 Aug 2015, 3:12 pm

Well you've heard about the last snowman who kept his leg under the table haven't you?

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16 Aug 2015, 3:48 pm

I'm afraid I'm limited to bi-pedal movement. Such a shame... :p

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16 Aug 2015, 4:42 pm

I was born with three legs, but one of them dropped off shortly before I learned how to walk. Some kind of alien adaption thing, I believe. :lol: :alien: :lol:

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19 Feb 2019, 7:31 am

I'm so clumsy, I'd swear eight.

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19 Feb 2019, 11:00 am

Four. I rarely use the front two for walking though, and just opt for grabbing things.

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19 Feb 2019, 11:39 am

I've got two... standard issue for humanoids around these parts, but they don't work very well... thinking of sending them back.

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19 Feb 2019, 11:52 am

Ten.

2 on my body, 4 on my table, 4 on my chair.

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19 Feb 2019, 1:03 pm

I have 3 but one is very small & in between the other two :lol:

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19 Feb 2019, 1:36 pm

nick007 wrote:

I have 3 but one is very small & in between the other two :lol:

You beat me to it. No pun intended.....

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19 Feb 2019, 1:40 pm

I've got two legs. But my dog?

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