We all know that we need this thread. Rules: don't google jokes, ONLY ones you already know or made up yourself. I'll start with a couple of original ones I invented:
1) a Chuck Norris character in a video game would have a 100% chance for a critical strike
2) In Chuck Norris, Soviet Russia kills people
3) When Chuck Norris enters a wild west saloon, NOBODY dares to stop playing cards and look at him. The last person who tried that got a roundhouse kick to the face.
4) the Terminator T-800 machine has learnt its perfect one hand shooting accuracy with the Uzi after uploading the "Virtual Chuck Norris Trainer v2.0" software onto itself
5) When Chuck Norris died god wrote on his tombtone: "Chuck Norris is dead". Then after god died Chuck Norris wrote on his tombtone : "God is dead"
6) The last Samurai was actually Chuck Norris, but he's too modest.
01 Mar 2019, 4:29 pm
