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NewTime
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04 Jul 2019, 9:00 pm

"I am only driving really fast because I have to defecate."

Written slangly as "I'm only speeding because I have to poop."



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04 Jul 2019, 9:01 pm

If this is a frequent thing, they should wear a diaper.


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04 Jul 2019, 9:03 pm

I heard one. "Sorry officer. I had to drive fast because my brakes had failed and I didn't want to cause an accident".


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04 Jul 2019, 9:09 pm

Seems legit... I know I've driven really fast for a bathroom. I didn't get pulled over, which was great.


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04 Jul 2019, 10:00 pm

NewTime wrote:
"I am only driving really fast because I have to defecate."

Written slangly as "I'm only speeding because I have to poop."


That is so, so silly. :roll:
Fast driving is not a prerequisite for pooping in the car.
Actually, it is better if you slow down so you can concentrate on what you are doing.
I am speaking from personal experience here. :wink:

When it's in the bag, toss it out the window and let other cars run over it.
A great conversation starter. 8)



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05 Jul 2019, 7:40 pm

Just be carful for a blowout.