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Who are you voting for?
Poll ended at 15 Jul 2019, 9:09 pm
Miss Lizard 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Sly 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
CockneyRebel 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Magz 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fluffysaurus 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Ferris 7%  7%  [ 8 ]
Tw1zTy 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Wolfram87 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Raleigh 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
KT67 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
KraftieKortie 8%  8%  [ 9 ]
Mountain Goat 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IstominFan 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fnord 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IsabellaLinton 11%  11%  [ 12 ]
EzraS 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 109

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16 Jul 2019, 5:54 pm

I thought twisty was a one-man comedic duo as both jester and seer?


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16 Jul 2019, 6:09 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
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^^^ A woman can't be a liege and would never be called that unqualified. At best she can be My Lady Liege. Or My Lady.

I've enjoyed this thread and hope My Lady Isabella has a healthy and welcome rule.


Please be our Benevolent Blazingstarian Advisor. :P


I am privileged to serve My Lady.


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16 Jul 2019, 7:01 pm

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who will be named Cupbearer for my Lady's royal court?


And when it gets dirty who will be cleaner of the furry cup ?


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16 Jul 2019, 7:44 pm

So, anyone who doesn't like this outcome is free to adopt me as malevolent dictator. :twisted: :evil: :twisted:


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16 Jul 2019, 7:48 pm

I volunteer as a scout for the army--after all I spend most of the time rambling anyway!


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16 Jul 2019, 9:10 pm

Calling dibs on the moat.


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16 Jul 2019, 9:51 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
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^ a better strategy

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I for one welcome our new benevolent dictatoress, and I'd like to point out that as a long-time defender of justice I can be useful in identifying miscreants in need of liquidation who might seek to trouble our placid Isabelline waters.


Thank you, DOJ.

I also recommend my right-hand rodent as the Benevolent Underground Navigator, based on his experience ferreting miscreants from the underbelly of this fine institution.


Ferrets eat rodents. That's the whole point of keeping ferrets. They are not themselves rodents, but are members of the weasel family (mustelids) in the order of carnivores. Closer to dogs and cats than to anything bucktoothed.



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16 Jul 2019, 9:54 pm

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Eh... basically my college years. Unfortunately, no one was willing to take a r- I mean uhh... ALL HAIL IZZY


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17 Jul 2019, 7:12 am

Sgt. Schultz and Borromeo are on guard, while planning benevolent strategies for sweet peas throughout the land.

Kraftie the Wise Court Jester :joker: is cataloguing our Security dossiers, and advising on the weather while sneaking some extra macaroni.

Menace, the Royal Fowlsman, is training a new group of ducks to quack only when everyone is awake.

Where is Magz? How will she help?


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17 Jul 2019, 7:41 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Sgt. Schultz and Borromeo are on guard, while planning benevolent strategies for sweet peas throughout the land.

Kraftie the Wise Court Jester :joker: is cataloguing our Security dossiers, and advising on the weather while sneaking some extra macaroni.

Menace, the Royal Fowlsman, is training a new group of ducks to quack only when everyone is awake.

Where is Magz? How will she help?



Don't I get to be the prophetic seer? :(


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17 Jul 2019, 7:52 am

Magz will be Science Advisor—sifting fact from fiction.



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17 Jul 2019, 8:00 am

TheRevengeofTW1ZTY wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:
Sgt. Schultz and Borromeo are on guard, while planning benevolent strategies for sweet peas throughout the land.

Kraftie the Wise Court Jester :joker: is cataloguing our Security dossiers, and advising on the weather while sneaking some extra macaroni.

Menace, the Royal Fowlsman, is training a new group of ducks to quack only when everyone is awake.

Where is Magz? How will she help?



Don't I get to be the prophetic seer? :(


Am I useless?


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17 Jul 2019, 8:04 am

KT67: Liaison between what’s happening in the streets and us folks in the Ivory Tower.



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17 Jul 2019, 8:18 am

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KT67: Liaison between what’s happening in the streets and us folks in the Ivory Tower.


KT's also Executive Poet, Resident Artist, and arranger of to-do schedules.


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17 Jul 2019, 8:26 am

I'm not useless. I'm just.... used less? :jester:


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17 Jul 2019, 12:22 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
kraftiekortie wrote:
KT67: Liaison between what’s happening in the streets and us folks in the Ivory Tower.


KT's also Executive Poet, Resident Artist, and arranger of to-do schedules.


This is great, thanks :)

Also, if I arrange the nation's to-do lists, does that make me the power behind the throne... Kind of like your secretary. :)

(think I nommed you anyway, so I am queen maker?)


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