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NotAnEvilRobot
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19 Sep 2018, 12:33 am

Post a pun or puns, just as the title says. I'll start:

How does a tree feel in spring?

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19 Sep 2018, 9:13 am

The cat gave her family the highest praise-they were PURR-fect!

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19 Sep 2018, 9:19 am

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19 Sep 2018, 9:31 am

Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle?
Parrot's ate 'em all!

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19 Sep 2018, 9:34 am

I like the pun "trysts and turns" myself....

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19 Sep 2018, 10:58 am

Trogluddite wrote:

Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle?
Parrot's ate 'em all!

Why? Did the parrots all have bad headaches or something? And why would there be little white aspirin pills naturally occurring in the jungle to begin with?

:scratch:

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19 Sep 2018, 11:03 am

lostonearth35 wrote:

Trogluddite wrote:

Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle?
Parrot's ate 'em all!

Why? Did the parrots all have bad headaches or something? And why would there be little white apsrin pills naturally occurring in the jungle to begin with?

:scratch:

are you joking , I cant tell

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19 Sep 2018, 11:29 am

SaveFerris wrote:

lostonearth35 wrote:

Trogluddite wrote:

Why can't you get aspirin in the jungle?
Parrot's ate 'em all!

Why? Did the parrots all have bad headaches or something? And why would there be little white asprin pills naturally occurring in the jungle to begin with?

:scratch:

are you joking , I cant tell

No, I don't really get the joke.

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19 Sep 2018, 11:31 am

Parrot's ate 'em all! = paracetamol

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19 Sep 2018, 8:44 pm

Why do earthquakes make good jurors?

They're good at finding who's at fault.

Why don't African antelopes wear clothes?

They like to go gnude.

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19 Sep 2018, 8:49 pm

SaveFerris wrote:

Parrot's ate 'em all! = paracetamol

I never heard of paracetomal either. So I didn't get it either.

Must be some kind of medicine not used in the USA.

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19 Sep 2018, 8:56 pm

Marie Antonette had three pet cats which she named Un, Deu, and Twa.

The cats got ride in their own sail boat in the artificial lake at Vesailles.

Then one day there was wind storm that blew the boat over, and...

The queen was forced to watch in horror as Un, Deux, and Twa, cats sank!

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20 Sep 2018, 7:05 pm

How does a fruit enter a competition?

With aplum.